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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 01:46 PM
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Originally posted by JuicedSS262
Hey Habibee. Vette's are COOL!!!!!

but they taste like Chicken :o
. . . and SS's on spray taste like BBQ'd checken. Better check your spot on the totem pole.
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 01:49 PM
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Originally posted by Habib Habibbibi
iF IT AINT A VETTE IT IS CRAP. ALL OF YOU GIRLYBOYS CAN LICK MY DUST AS I BLOW YOUR DOORS OFF, YOU LITTLE MONKEY BOY RICE EATIN WANNABE VETTE OWNERS BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE BURGER KING DOESN'T PAY ENOUGH!
Try some medication there Hemarroidi. Sounds like you're familiar with the pay-scale at BK.
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 02:00 PM
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HEY SHEEPSHEOIT, YOU TELL ME HOW HEMORIOD TASTES, SINCE YOU LICK IY UP SO MUCH!
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 02:40 PM
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You got a car you run or are you just fantasizing? I could use some pocket money where you at and what you got Habib?
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 02:43 PM
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MORE THEN YOU CAN AFFORD MONKET SHEIT
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 03:03 PM
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Uncle Ben, better be careful, he's got a 7 second car.
Thats so cool...wish I would have known before I spoke...that thing must be really, really fast. It appears that it has taken away his or hers ability to spell or communicate logically, all the G forces will do that I guess. I apologize for my rash statement, Mr. Habibbibiedbede-ehbuck.
What type BBQ sauce do you use anyway? I like it sweet, not into the tangy stuff, so if you don't mind please bring a bottle of something the stuff Sonny's uses. And ofcourse, the can of wupass.
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 03:08 PM
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Anytime you're up for a race instead of spanking your monkey behind the screen you just let me know. Uncle Ben doesn't usually pick on other GM cars but in this case he'll make an exception. Just let me know when you're ready for your whooping assclown. If you actually have a car and aren't creaming all over daddy's in the garage.

BTW, bring cash, Uncle Ben does not accept store credit cards or rubber checks.
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 03:11 PM
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UB, canibalism is appropriate in this case.
It's spreading acroos this board, and giving us a bad name.
Sick 'em.
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Old Feb 22, 2003 | 03:15 PM
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Originally posted by Uncle Ben
Anytime you're up for a race instead of spanking your monkey behind the screen you just let me know. Uncle Ben doesn't usually pick on other GM cars but in this case he'll make an exception. Just let me know when you're ready for your whooping assclown. If you actually have a car and aren't creaming all over daddy's in the garage.

BTW, bring cash, Uncle Ben does not accept store credit cards or rubber checks.
When you get your face out of Uncle bens crotch and wipe off your mouth I'll talk to you, FAG!
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