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Old 01-24-2003, 02:31 PM
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alright boys.....I just joined ....my name is fastest man alive.....I own an assortment of vehicles including the subject of my very first post......my scooter....oh no, this is no average scooter...I tweeked this lil' terror to wind out at just under a buc......true......but the pick up will tear the skin off your face in the open like that.....so I was forced to buy a bike helmut.....with a visor of course......I took it on 275 the other day and hit 95 before I got off the on ramp......this little terror will kill anybody in the 1/8 mile....I shit you not.......a cop almost merged with me as I left the on ramp and he immediatly put his lights on.....lil' terror is a loud son bitch, and hit the breaks with me, but me on a scooter I just dove off onto the grass and cut through back to a neighborhood.....cop was left in my one track dust....it was incredable...I preceded to the nearest gas station to get a quick 40 oz to cool my nerves. Not the second I finished that first sip was that cop back with his pepper directly on me...this time drinkin and scooting......again it was on...I took off out of there and weaved though some traffic and was able to loose him pretty quick because of the heavy traffic.....I ducked back down into that Eckerd College school...not to mention I barreled right through security on that campus......led them on a little chase and then was out the other entrace, which I later found out was the back entrance......I took it to the house after those escapades...called it a night.....one hell of a night...well I'm gearin up for another mission tonight boys...wish me luck and I'm sure I'll have some stories for ya later.....peace boys...and gals....
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maybe you should write a book.
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maybe you should take a look...in a book...while sitting in a nook.....
Old 01-24-2003, 02:52 PM
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Seriously, you are so ghey. And your story sucked
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is that any way to treat a first timer?.....you fuckin prix
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Originally posted by "fastest man alive"

is that any way to treat a first timer?.....you fuckin prix
I think you are better fit for, lets say, www.gheystories.com

Cya troll!
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I think your better fit for I love to take big black cox in the ass .com....you little slut....my scooter rules.....so fuck your self
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Originally posted by "fastest man alive"

I think your better fit for I love to take big black cox in the ass .com....you little slut....my scooter rules.....so fuck your self
Yes...infact I do....

It is funny to watch URFUCT smack it across your face!!!

Now go away. :monkpiss:
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whatever ya little ass kisser....
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