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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 01:34 PM
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I was driving in my 1999 360 Modena when a 1999 GSR pulls up to me at a red light. It's some kid that give me a snobish look, as if he can beat me. So being the experienced driver that I am, I rev my puppy up to about 4 and a quarter and drop the clutch. My tires gripped perfectly and the car took off. The kid had a stick too, along with a lot of other modifications, mainly a turbo. His turbo, raspy muffler, useless intake system, and weak engine could not keep up at all. I quit after about 5 seconds, because I know that GSRs are slow, along with all the other japanese cars. No offense to anyone out there, but there's no way your honda, acura, vw, nissan, or what have you can beat me. Just give up please, you kids are wasting your money and time, by putting on exhaust systems that don't even put significant gains to your gas saving cars. Wait until you get older, and buy yourselves a real sports car, kind of like mine.
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 01:57 PM
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Da Funky Slooooo Modena...kind of catchy ya know.
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:02 PM
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hahahaha da fucky slooo modena that was good
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:06 PM
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If the Japanese cars are rice, would the Funky Slooooo Modena be....Chianti?
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by "DrDirt"

Da Funky Slooooo Modena...kind of catchy ya know.
Bwahahahaha!!!
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:23 PM
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didnt know they made a 1999 360 modena
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:24 PM
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What happen to the Bimmer?
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by "stitch626"

I was driving in my 1999 360 Modena when a 1999 GSR pulls up to me at a red light. It's some kid that give me a snobish look, as if he can beat me. So being the experienced driver that I am, I rev my puppy up to about 4 and a quarter and drop the clutch. My tires gripped perfectly and the car took off. The kid had a stick too, along with a lot of other modifications, mainly a turbo. His turbo, raspy muffler, useless intake system, and weak engine could not keep up at all. I quit after about 5 seconds, because I know that GSRs are slow, along with all the other japanese cars. No offense to anyone out there, but there's no way your honda, acura, vw, nissan, or what have you can beat me. Just give up please, you kids are wasting your money and time, by putting on exhaust systems that don't even put significant gains to your gas saving cars. Wait until you get older, and buy yourselves a real sports car, kind of like mine.
I got a japenese car for your modena, how bout we run for pink slips
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:56 PM
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first off he probably doesnt have his pink slip, and look how old he is 21 !!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck ever. and his posts 32. modena my ass. at least we "common" people own our cars, and so what if he has a japanese car, i have foreign and domestic. dude i will run your modena any damn time
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 03:17 PM
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omg i hope you people who just got all serious in this post are joking...because obviously the guy who started it was
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