The Jetta-Mobile Vs. Warren Sapp
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The Jetta-Mobile Vs. Warren Sapp
well i was cruising north on dale mabry, just before the busch overpass, here comes this black H2 zoomin in and out of traffic and blows by me...
i read the license plate..."QB KILLA"
i though..hm...bucs player maybe? doubt it, i hual ass and hop in front of him and check out my rear view, and fuck! its warren sapp! so we weave in and out of traffic together, pissing people off hardcore (i dont give a fuck, i had a bad day) and at one point he rolls up next to me, cranks down the window and says "this aint easy in a big truck like this" or something of that sort.
it was sapp alright. so we countinue weaving all the way to fletcher, where i turn off and throw up a peace sign up as he zooms across the intersection, and he throws one back through the rear glass..
badass
so keep an eye out for a new h2, black, with "QB KILLA" on the plates
i read the license plate..."QB KILLA"
i though..hm...bucs player maybe? doubt it, i hual ass and hop in front of him and check out my rear view, and fuck! its warren sapp! so we weave in and out of traffic together, pissing people off hardcore (i dont give a fuck, i had a bad day) and at one point he rolls up next to me, cranks down the window and says "this aint easy in a big truck like this" or something of that sort.
it was sapp alright. so we countinue weaving all the way to fletcher, where i turn off and throw up a peace sign up as he zooms across the intersection, and he throws one back through the rear glass..
badass
so keep an eye out for a new h2, black, with "QB KILLA" on the plates
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sweet wade boggs was my baseball coach last night when i played baseball at wharton. he has a twin turbo carrea. i went and he went and he kept gong and i looked like i was sitting there is was funny as hell. jstu thought i say that,b/c were talking abotu pro players 
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warren sapp is a total dick. he cant tip and all he ever orders from Pizza Hut is a Large pan meatlovers and 3 dozen hot wings with blue cheese. No shit , i deliverd to him a couple times when i worked for PH and he tips change. 
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he probably didn't tip cause once ghetto, always ghetto.
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