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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 01:03 PM
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Originally posted by "silvrcivic420"

my "rice ride" as you so elegantly put it would tear your lil 5slow a new exhaust pipe (see asshole) and that thing is fucking ugly.

that may be true..that may not be true...uve never seen my car run , ugly? thats fine..everyone is entitled to their own opinion..no matter ow obvious it is that they r wrong.

judging but the looks of your ride your broke ass prolly can't even afford gas, so maybe a rice ride is more your budget.

ill give u that..she doesnt get that good of MPG..i think last time i drove it..it was in the ball park of 8-9mpg..rice wood be more suitable for me if i wanted to go slow and have light up window squirters and all those other cool lights u fags coat ur cars with.

and by the way redneck: me in college, me gonna have god job, you work at walmart all yer life and smoke crack, drink 40's, and wish your pos would someday be as tight as the rice mobile or whatever the fuck you want to call it.


u nailed that one head on
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Originally Posted by moldyhands
in the immortal words of the very wise Kid Rock, "3 foot tall with a 10 foot dick"

though for me, you'd have to change it to 10 inches, and you'd have to change inches to millimeters, and you'd have to change 10 to 5 and you'd have to change dick to poor excuse for one.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 01:03 PM
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So are we going to race or not? I will let you choost the speed 0-150mph and you get the hit
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by "silvrcivic420"

Who wants to get fucked up all motor style?
I've got 1 each...an LS1 and a 5.0. My 5.0 isn't as pretty as slo Dan's but it gets me there. Which one would could you fuck up worse? I could go for a little bitch slappin.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by "silvrcivic420"

oh yeah, 2500lb cars with full interior have no advantage over a car thats 1000lbs heavier, you're a fucking genius Chismoe. why dont you get a fast car and get the fuck off my nuts with you ranger bullshit. Aight?
For someone in college you have a really small vocabulary...reduced to cussing people out doesn't do much for an intelligence argument.

Besides that, I know you don't have a 2500lb DSM. Most weigh in around 3200-3400 depending on driver, etc. See I had a 99 GSX so I know about the cars, and everything you're posting points to the fact that you're lying and have no clue about DSM's. Be it 1g or 2g.

And not that I have to defend myself, but my Ranger is only what I drive daily. The 240 will be up soon enough. But my two previous cars I'm sure would have shown you a nice set of tail lights. Especially the 420HP 300Z Twin Turbo. So you see, you're talking smack to someone who knows more than you, has had and will have a faster car than you, and is more intelligent.

If you care to prove me wrong, let me know. I'll make sure to be there when Mr 2 races you, and makes your car look like it's standing still. While we're at it, why dont you tell us a little about your car, besides it's 14b turbo(and 24 psi). You better have some crazy supporting mods to support the claims of how fast you're supposably running.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 02:29 PM
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Originally posted by "Chismoe"

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Originally Posted by silvrcivic420
oh yeah, 2500lb cars with full interior have no advantage over a car thats 1000lbs heavier, you're a fucking genius Chismoe. why dont you get a fast car and get the fuck off my nuts with you ranger bullshit. Aight?


Besides that, I know you don't have a 2500lb DSM. Most weigh in around 3200-3400 depending on driver, etc. See I had a 99 GSX so I know about the cars, and everything you're posting points to the fact that you're lying and have no clue about DSM's. Be it 1g or 2g.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 02:56 PM
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Originally posted by "Chismoe"

why dont you tell us a little about your car, besides it's 14b turbo(and 24 psi). You better have some crazy supporting mods to support the claims of how fast you're supposably running.
i already asked him about the mods...it has i/e and test pipe....well "thats all hes claiming"
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Originally Posted by moldyhands
in the immortal words of the very wise Kid Rock, "3 foot tall with a 10 foot dick"

though for me, you'd have to change it to 10 inches, and you'd have to change inches to millimeters, and you'd have to change 10 to 5 and you'd have to change dick to poor excuse for one.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 03:10 PM
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chismoe awd 2g dsm weight that much, not fwd 1g. and as for mod, how about 9.0 pistons, stage 3 cams, eagle rods, port polished head, open exhaust?
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by "silvrcivic420"

chismoe awd 2g dsm weight that much, not fwd 1g. and as for mod, how about 9.0 pistons, stage 3 cams, eagle rods, port polished head, open exhaust?
Race me then, I am stock motor, no stages of anything
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 10:40 PM
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I have 10 bucks this discrace to the DSM`s will not show up at the track or anywhere else on a late sat night to race.But if by some chance he does have the balls to race eric (fwd vs fwd) i will just have to come up this weakend.
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