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Old 07-21-2010, 09:01 PM
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Default EF SS(super slow) vs. slomaro

im only posting this because the other driver was such a retard the race was 2 slow cars going slow mph kthx.ok one of the kids at my Tech school is eating with me and some of my friend's at arby's when he randomly ask's me what type of car i drive i replied with "a 91 honda" lol and he gets this look of disappointment and i asked him if something is wrong and he said "honda is wrong" so now hes got me curious as to why he's running his cousin kissing dumb fuckin mouth so i ask him what he drives he replies with " a camaro"(later found out it was a bone stock auto v6).knowing how slow they are and how much of a dick this kid is i asked him to race me for $80 figured that was fair and he agreed saying he'd rather blow his motor up than lose to a damn honda.we went n pulled the money out and gave it to a mutual friend and we went off to run.i gave him the dig he asked for.the first time i pulled 2 cars before 2nd and after the top of 3rd i was 7-10 cars out on him soo we pull over and he claims he was on the phone FUCK i gave him another run just to be nice and i got him even worse than the 1st time.THANK YOU you dumb dick i was broke as fuck and literally only had $80 in my account so ty for doubling it.consider yourself lucky if i had more money the wager wouldve been much higher.
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lmao, that made me laugh
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Too funny... but i too would rather blow up than lose to a stock Honda
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Old 07-22-2010, 10:33 AM
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one of his buddies wants to run me for cash in a stock mid 90s cherokee LOL.
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one of his buddies wants to run me for cash in a stock mid 90s cherokee LOL.
get that paper son!
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Originally Posted by The Fast Acura
get that paper son!
its like there stupid.who would think an auto,170hp,3200lb camaro would beat a short geared,lsd,170 b16,2000lb hatch??
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:23 PM
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i know haha, run the jeep! lol
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Yeah take on the Jeep. Raise the purse tho... $80 for spur of the moment is ok... But $80 for pre planned shit talking.... thats a lil cheap.
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lol gsr hatch to fasztg
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Originally Posted by grandmasEG
I once got arrested just to see what happens when you drop the soap, I got arrested twice more after that because I like it.
Damn dude shit like that is better unsaid
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