Blue Beater Vs. 1.8T jetta Vs. my own good judgement
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Blue Beater Vs. 1.8T jetta Vs. my own good judgement
so another late night at Secret Services proved to bestow upon me another night of sleep while behind the wheel. As i cruised down my usual path of destruction, i stumbled across a lonely jetta with exhaust and shaved badges.
i pulled up next to the bivarian econo-box and found all the windows to be rolled down and some form of techno-dance beat to be blaring from inside. this apparently is a trait amongst VW owners. so i tried to fit in and turn up my soundtrack to Rent. Unfortunately, it is a musical about gay people, so i probably looked pretty dumb. anyways, i pulled past him and i guess i threatened the poor Uber-racer and he layed into the gas, allowing me to hear his miniscule turbo wheezing under the hood. he nears my door and we enter into a nice right hander, but only he's on the inside, so naturally, he slowly pulls away. being the tired, incoherent, irresponsible driver that i am, i wake up enough to follow suit and wait by his side for the next coming red light.
as we pull up to the light, i look over and give a quick blip of the gas. unfortunatley, nissan put a truck motor in my car so i dont think he heard it. when the light dropped green, we squeeled away. i got the wholeshot off the line and put his front tire at my back window. he managed to hang on through first and i slammed second gear like a screen door in a hurricane. as i dozed waiting for redline, i managed to grab third gear, nearly putting my fist through my dash. not only did nissan put a truck motor in my car, but they were kind enough to include the shifter, too. at this point, he was still at my rear window, but i was beginning to pull. by midway through 4th gear, i had him at my bumper.
we came to the next light and he wouldnt even look over at me. its a shame he spent so much money to be beat by a 12 yr old blue beater
i pulled up next to the bivarian econo-box and found all the windows to be rolled down and some form of techno-dance beat to be blaring from inside. this apparently is a trait amongst VW owners. so i tried to fit in and turn up my soundtrack to Rent. Unfortunately, it is a musical about gay people, so i probably looked pretty dumb. anyways, i pulled past him and i guess i threatened the poor Uber-racer and he layed into the gas, allowing me to hear his miniscule turbo wheezing under the hood. he nears my door and we enter into a nice right hander, but only he's on the inside, so naturally, he slowly pulls away. being the tired, incoherent, irresponsible driver that i am, i wake up enough to follow suit and wait by his side for the next coming red light.
as we pull up to the light, i look over and give a quick blip of the gas. unfortunatley, nissan put a truck motor in my car so i dont think he heard it. when the light dropped green, we squeeled away. i got the wholeshot off the line and put his front tire at my back window. he managed to hang on through first and i slammed second gear like a screen door in a hurricane. as i dozed waiting for redline, i managed to grab third gear, nearly putting my fist through my dash. not only did nissan put a truck motor in my car, but they were kind enough to include the shifter, too. at this point, he was still at my rear window, but i was beginning to pull. by midway through 4th gear, i had him at my bumper.
we came to the next light and he wouldnt even look over at me. its a shame he spent so much money to be beat by a 12 yr old blue beater
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LOL, good one Taylor. BTW, I went and saw Rent while I was living in New York last month. It was a damn good play if you ask me.
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