Monte Carlo SS gets rosy red spanking for Xmas
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On the way to Best Buy today I get some box head yuppie with his cell phone glued to his ear riding my ass.
He gets in the lane next to me then traffic clears up in my lane I step on it a little and he jumps back behind me.
We get to the red light in traffic and he gets back in the other lane again. He then stops next to me pauses from his cell phone conversation and says to me are you serious? laughing as if to make fun of my inferior Civic compared to his brand new Monte Carlo SS. I said nothing.
Traffic started moving and I got over in his lane and followed him. Shortly after I got behind him we did another lane change and traffic cleared up again. He then stepped on it as if to leave me sitting there. I saw a small spurt of black smoke from his dual exhaust as the back of his car dipped. I dropped it in 3rd and was on his ass almost instantly I had to ease off a little to keep from hitting him. LOL He stayed on it and then he switched lanes and I saw open empty road ahead. I then proceeded walk by his ass and laugh. He was still on the phone racing me with his window down. The only thing they both could have heard at that point was VTEC @ 7500 rpms in their ear. LOL. I walked him like a dog. Once again this was more about beating the toolbox driver than beating the car he was driving.
He gets in the lane next to me then traffic clears up in my lane I step on it a little and he jumps back behind me.
We get to the red light in traffic and he gets back in the other lane again. He then stops next to me pauses from his cell phone conversation and says to me are you serious? laughing as if to make fun of my inferior Civic compared to his brand new Monte Carlo SS. I said nothing.
Traffic started moving and I got over in his lane and followed him. Shortly after I got behind him we did another lane change and traffic cleared up again. He then stepped on it as if to leave me sitting there. I saw a small spurt of black smoke from his dual exhaust as the back of his car dipped. I dropped it in 3rd and was on his ass almost instantly I had to ease off a little to keep from hitting him. LOL He stayed on it and then he switched lanes and I saw open empty road ahead. I then proceeded walk by his ass and laugh. He was still on the phone racing me with his window down. The only thing they both could have heard at that point was VTEC @ 7500 rpms in their ear. LOL. I walked him like a dog. Once again this was more about beating the toolbox driver than beating the car he was driving.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What a clueless tool. Nothing better than educating the average yuppie tool with an assbeating. Great kill. Im sure hes back at the dealership right now asking what the hell is wrong with his car. :confused:
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ahahahah What color was it???
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2004 GT: STOCK
1997 GT: Mods: 180 Degree Thermostat, Flowmaster 2 Chambers, MAC O/R H Pipe, MAC Cold Air Intake w/K&N Filter, 75mm Ported Upper Intake w/ 75mm BBK Throttle Body, Screamin Demon Coils with Livewires
1997 GT: has front end damage still drives FOR SALE
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