So tonight I run up to the publix on fowler grab a few things tooth paste spaghetti sauce mayo beer and some other odds and ends. Pull out of the parking lot and make a right. Turn into the left turn lane at 56th and am stopped by the red turn arrow. Its a long light so Im sitting there twiddling my thumbs contemplating whether or not Im going to class tommorow have some thoughts about Pamela Anderson and in the middle of my Pam Anderson thought some kid (couldnt be any older than 17) in a new cl type s pulls up next to me with 3 other people in the car. Hes revving the motor and Im thinking wow honda made another great sounding engine surprise surpise. He starts pointing and laughing and looking next to the girl next to him. Now my trane of thought is going from the beautiful sounding engine to Damn this dudes a prick so I rev back knowing damn well there is no way this CL type s can possibly beat my civic on this nice sweeping turn. I see the light turn yellow and I know my green arrow will be coming any second now. Right when I should be thinking about dropping the hammer the thought of my groceries comes to mind I figure oh well smooshed bread taste just like non smooshed bread. Light turns green and I slip the clutch fully engage first and slam the gas. Start to enter the curve and I hear the maynaise and spaghetti sauce start clunking I think fuck it I gotta wax this punk I slam it in second and start pulling on the cl type s mid corner hard get to about 45 and I hear it happen my fucking 6-pack tips over and the bottles start smashing each other hard and had to let off the gas no way in hell was I gonna bust a beer or 2 for this punk. Oh well at least I had enough time to make him look like a fool in front of his friend and his girl. And now Im sitting in front of this slow ass computer drinking those nice cold budwisers.
Robster