WRX gets clock cleaned Lemony scent.
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I was on my way out to dinner with my lady friend when we rolled past a white WRX after I pulled out of my apartment. As I casually strolled by the car in the Lemon Drop I told her how much I liked that car and how I wouldnt mind owning one. I disgard the WRX as I thought he turned off and didnt think about it again. As luck would have it I pulled up to a redlight and the WRX slides up next to me and blips the throttle. I mention to Maite that if he doesnt get his launch right he has no chance. I am in the lane that runs out so I pretty much have to beat him or eat Subie taillights. No biggie light is ready to change I hear his rpms come up as I sit there doing nothing special to prepair. Light turns and sure enough he has not mastered the AWD launch technique and I instantly pull 2-3 cars on him and become his daddy. After my holeshot I back down a bit so he is within a half car of me and then floor it a little bit so I am dead even with him just to have enough room to move over and make it look like he had a fighting chance. Firmly hanging on to my ass hairs the WRX drafts off of me like some messed up version of the Daytona 500. He continues until I come across a slow moving pickup. I request my hand back from Maite (the joy of automatics) so I can manually downshift the car and leave the WRX for good. Being the evil person I am I do a countdown out the window at him so he knows I am going to get on it and pass. This plants him up my tailpipe on the righthand side. The bait is set I slide over to the passing lane tell my passenger to hang on as the WRX follows suit. Just as I start to floor it I pop it down into second and proceed to literally smoke the WRX with raw gas and mild tire spin. Try as he might he just couldnt get any larger in my rearview....only smaller and smaller.
Oh and yes....he got the hazzards.
He gave me the brights.
Oh and yes....he got the hazzards.
He gave me the brights.
Nice kill.
