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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 07:34 PM
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driving down dale mabry just looking for runs when a yellow boxster with 2 guys slowly pass me they look over and laugh. i was like really?!. there was a cop just ahead so i kept it cool boxster then switched lanes and i followed right behind. finally the cop turns left and the guy in the boxster punches the gas i hit it too and quickly get to his back bumper i had to slow down if not i was going to hit him and plus there was a car next to me. so we slow down to a red light and hes in front and im right behind him i rev then he revs. light turns green he punches it i floor it and spin catch traction and im gone in second i pass him pulling hard by the end of 2nd i was up 2 cars in third i just kept pulling on him so i figured it was over i slowed down and he was still on it as he flew by me. mabye he shouldve saved more money and bought a carrera.
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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 07:58 PM
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Nice kill man. Represent!
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Old Aug 8, 2001 | 07:07 PM
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just a regular boxster i wish it was the type s im still looking to race one of those

and flounder trust me theyre not worth the time unless its the type s maybe thatll give a better run hehe
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Old Aug 9, 2001 | 07:01 PM
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a fucking boxster s is nothing special....oooh wow 250 whole horses......they only got me by 50 horses......but I got shitloads of torque on them.....my dad was driving the camaro today and he pulled up to some kid in a boxster s and the kid was revving like crazy at the light....light turned green and my dad cordially handed him his ass (apperantly the kid didnt know that if you spin alot at the line you will lose races)
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Old Aug 10, 2001 | 04:27 AM
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im waiting for a boxter s myself--the regular boxters can be beat by my parents vortec astro van!!!hahaha ---seriously though they are very slow(smoked a couple myself)--theyre basically the poor mans porsch--they cost about as much as a vette--and a vette will kick its ass in any aspect......
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Old Aug 10, 2001 | 07:12 AM
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Originally posted by "Someone"

Originally posted by stangerang
im waiting for a boxter s myself--the regular boxters can be beat by my parents vortec astro van!!!hahaha ---seriously though they are very slow(smoked a couple myself)--theyre basically the poor mans porsch--they cost about as much as a vette--and a vette will kick its ass in any aspect......
true my cousin just bought a boxster and i told him for the price he couldve gotten a z06. he just said the boxster was nicer. oh well
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Old Aug 12, 2001 | 08:08 AM
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Originally posted by "Someone"

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im waiting for a boxter s myself--the regular boxters can be beat by my parents vortec astro van!!!hahaha ---seriously though they are very slow(smoked a couple myself)--theyre basically the poor mans porsch--they cost about as much as a vette--and a vette will kick its ass in any aspect......
true my cousin just bought a boxster and i told him for the price he couldve gotten a z06. he just said the boxster was nicer. oh well
I think the boxster is ugly.
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