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Old Jun 27, 2001 | 11:59 AM
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The other day at wallmart i was pulling around the corner of the cheap $9.99 dollar shirts with my cart loaded with goodies n such and to my dismay all cashier lanes were full except #1 (the one at the far back for like 10 items or less) as i was checking out the lanes to see which one was shorter #1 opened up and as i walked towards it a shopper mom did a ricer flyby i couldnt let this happen so i gunned it in my 2 fp (feetpower) cart. OF course being as they just moped the floors i had wheelspin but when i finally got grip the front wheelies jerked like 2 inches in the air and i got right on that socccer moms ass i had to follow her cz there was stuff in the middle but when it was clear i floor it and managed to slide the cart sideways gaining first place in the express lane. i didnt give her the hazards but she gave me a thumbs up.. or was it the bird i dont know but i was a nice race. dont mess with the power of the adiddas powered feet.
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Old Jun 27, 2001 | 06:53 PM
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lol

dude thats funny as hell
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Old Jun 27, 2001 | 07:34 PM
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hey craig u think im up for the HF challenge??
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Old Jun 27, 2001 | 08:38 PM
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Careful of the Wal-mart racers that have blow-off valves. Their pretty damn quick.
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Old Jun 27, 2001 | 08:45 PM
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a plain ol shoppin cart with a 25 pipe and a apexi n1 exhaust. haha and racing slicks. haha uhm i got an auto celica (doomed ... parents choice)
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