Caravan suffers the wrath of the New Kid on the Bl
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I dont like it anymore than you do. So we get what we had here last weekend. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it.
Dont be fooled by the title this wasnt any ordinary Caravan. Listen on to this tale of pain and suffering:
So I was cruising down MLK in downtown after draggin at the fairgrounds well after hours (too many kills to list inquire for further details). And out of nowhere this Caravan gets all up in my shit. And I say a caravan? whats that homey thinking?
I have been wrong before but never did I think a Caravan could pack the raw power to take on my 2500 pounds of the FuryI call my Festiva. But this minivan was only mini to the untrained eye. For he the crazy bastard had a chrome tipped muffler.
And thats when I said whoa a chrome tipped muffler.
So as we rolled to a stop at the opportune stoplightwe gazed into each others eyes as enemies commonly do before the battle. And I could tell by looking at him that he had the same idea I did.
Well i tell ya that Caravan took off with the vengence of a 69 Charger and never looked back. But he should of. For he would have seen me donate the 3 second handicap before the pedal hit the floor and the clutch ripped those wheels from the pavement. My Festiva (not just any festiva mind you) was encroaching on that vans space from the start and by the time second gear became third i was again by his side.
And from that point on the sad sack of shit lingered behind me in his rightful position. And as I relaxed the acceleration a little and returned to pimping the ladies the son of a bitch didnt let up. He kept chuggin thinking he was still tough shit. But that tough shit feeling went away as fast as I passed him when his engine started smoking and he pulled off the road. Now he knows the rules of the road since the enforcer came to town.
So beware fellow racers theres a new sheriff ready to bust your posse. And theres nothing you can do to stop the 85 horses coming your way.
Dont be fooled by the title this wasnt any ordinary Caravan. Listen on to this tale of pain and suffering:
So I was cruising down MLK in downtown after draggin at the fairgrounds well after hours (too many kills to list inquire for further details). And out of nowhere this Caravan gets all up in my shit. And I say a caravan? whats that homey thinking?
I have been wrong before but never did I think a Caravan could pack the raw power to take on my 2500 pounds of the FuryI call my Festiva. But this minivan was only mini to the untrained eye. For he the crazy bastard had a chrome tipped muffler.
And thats when I said whoa a chrome tipped muffler.
So as we rolled to a stop at the opportune stoplightwe gazed into each others eyes as enemies commonly do before the battle. And I could tell by looking at him that he had the same idea I did.
Well i tell ya that Caravan took off with the vengence of a 69 Charger and never looked back. But he should of. For he would have seen me donate the 3 second handicap before the pedal hit the floor and the clutch ripped those wheels from the pavement. My Festiva (not just any festiva mind you) was encroaching on that vans space from the start and by the time second gear became third i was again by his side.
And from that point on the sad sack of shit lingered behind me in his rightful position. And as I relaxed the acceleration a little and returned to pimping the ladies the son of a bitch didnt let up. He kept chuggin thinking he was still tough shit. But that tough shit feeling went away as fast as I passed him when his engine started smoking and he pulled off the road. Now he knows the rules of the road since the enforcer came to town.
So beware fellow racers theres a new sheriff ready to bust your posse. And theres nothing you can do to stop the 85 horses coming your way.
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Originally posted by WRX
reminds me..i should have my 280 Hp RallyArt sticker kit here soon.. then look out for some ass kicken.. Mitsubaru style..hehe
Originally posted by WRX
reminds me..i should have my 280 Hp RallyArt sticker kit here soon.. then look out for some ass kicken.. Mitsubaru style..hehe
Mitsubaru LOL LOL LOL LOL
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11-22mm f/2.8-3.5 Zuiko Digital
14-54mm f/2.8-3.5 Zuiko Digital
35-100mm f/2 Zuiko Digital
50-200mm f/2.8-3.5 ED SWD Zuiko Digital
Cybersync wireless trigger
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that was one of the funniest posts Ive ever read 
what the hell was he thinking racing ANYONE in a CARAVAN???
what the hell was he thinking racing ANYONE in a CARAVAN???
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