An Orginal kill story
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I always have the worst kill stories but this one just sucks. Oh it will be in dialogue format for full effect. 93ex and I were headed home after taking in some chain-link drfit action. It was foggy out and i had just turned the defroster on so I now Have a freshly coated winshield of dew I cant see a damn thing. We were comming off 75 to BBD headed east. We were talking about turbos for Project Melissa...
Murph38_99: so we could run the boost at 1 or 2 psi until we get the chip burnt
93ex:yeah that will be one loud ass wastegate
** Loud squealing sound sort of like a pig comes from outside the car** Then followed by a large thump**
93ex: What the HELL was that?
Murph38_99:SOMETHNG DEAD!
We chuckle for a while when I realize that Im still draging the poor bastard.Apparently It was possum. I have never heard any wild animal squeal that loud and it did it before I hit him. It was horrible hearing him shrill right before he died! So I do a little swerve action and he eventually is flung onto the wayside of the road. But Whats more is there is a large chunk of hair stuck in the exhaust flange yum. yes thats right the same flange that has the exhaust leak. Possum hair smells horrible at around 150 degrees. Mustang 1 possum 0
Hey at least I finally killed something.
Murph38_99: so we could run the boost at 1 or 2 psi until we get the chip burnt
93ex:yeah that will be one loud ass wastegate
** Loud squealing sound sort of like a pig comes from outside the car** Then followed by a large thump**
93ex: What the HELL was that?
Murph38_99:SOMETHNG DEAD!
We chuckle for a while when I realize that Im still draging the poor bastard.Apparently It was possum. I have never heard any wild animal squeal that loud and it did it before I hit him. It was horrible hearing him shrill right before he died! So I do a little swerve action and he eventually is flung onto the wayside of the road. But Whats more is there is a large chunk of hair stuck in the exhaust flange yum. yes thats right the same flange that has the exhaust leak. Possum hair smells horrible at around 150 degrees. Mustang 1 possum 0
Hey at least I finally killed something.
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if you bring it to mcdonalds maybe they will pay you for it....they gotta make big macs outta something.....
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hahaha. i did that in my brothers prelude before. that thing did not want to get off the header at all.
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Originally posted by 87IROC
if you bring it to mcdonalds maybe they will pay you for it....they gotta make big macs outta something.....
Originally posted by 87IROC
if you bring it to mcdonalds maybe they will pay you for it....they gotta make big macs outta something.....
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