Return of the crumpet eater.
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The scene unfolds as I am driving to the mulit-cultural experiance that is Wal-Mart last night. After eating some pizza at Frankie and Johnnies I am feeling a bit queasy and had already taken my contacts out and am sporting my super cool glasses so I am really not up for a race. However before I get to Wal-Mart a SLK 320 slides up beside me at a light. For those who dont know what this is I will explain. Mercedes finally wised up and put a V6 and a manual transmission in the SLK as an upgrade over the Kompressord 2.3L I4. The fact that this particular car has a manual tranny comes into play in my story. Anyway his ride has nice big Brabus exhaust and some AMG looking wheels so I figure he is gonna toast me like white bread. He has his beautiful girl in the car with him and I can hear the smooth get you into the sack after this jazz playing over his speakers. Obviously he thinks little of my hubcapped wonder as he sneers at me. I smile and nod at his woman and prepair for the battle. Light turns green and I holeshot him right off of idle and proceed to walk away. So Mr. Crumpet underestimated the CRX. Well next light he is much more serious. He gives the car a healthy rev at me. Again I smile and nod at his woman (making him more angry) and tach the CRX up for a launch. This time I dont mess around and I go balls to the wall. Light turns and yet again I holeshot this ass clown and proceed to pull all over him. As I am walking away I hear him try to grab third. He ground third for a good solid 5 seconds as I stuck my head out the window backwards and laughed at him. After 3rd I give him the hazards just to rub it in. Right before I turn into Wal-Mart it is evident he finally found third as he blasted by me as I was turning into the parking lot. I certainly hope he wasnt going to get nookie due to pity. I guess he wont be picking on any more Hondas with his $55000 dollar kraut mobile anymore.
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ok if your saying it the driver then tell me this. your saying that you can take a a honda civic si stock. and beat somethin like lets say a mustang cobra with 320hp in the new ones? which would mean that according to you the 160hp 4 banger civic could beat the 320hp power plant v8 riding under the hood. i dont think so!!!!! drivers have a LOT TO DO WITH THE WAY THE RACES ARE DONE but a less powerful car will not beat one that is more powerful i dont think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!
