last night on the way home from st. pete on the interstate me and my friend saw this viper with blue stripes and like a red R on the back it was also piped out tinted out fully equipped kit dubed out frog eyes rollin on 20s it was hot and on fire he also had a cash $ money license plate on the front so i decided to try him so we passed him but in the process we cut off a 87 camaro and it ran into a light pole and flipped so we kept on goin and we noticed the viper was gaining so we threw out random garbage from my car and the mustard from my cheeseburger wrapper made it cling to his radiator and his car overheated. then 5 miles down the road the FBI set up a roadblock and spike strips so we jumped out at 88 mph rolled over got up and ran into a nearby neighborhood and they started chasing us with bazookas so we jumped a fence and just when we thought we were safe we noticed the yard was guarded by vicious doverman pinchers so we saw a red honda convertible(it must have been a housewifes or gay males) in running distance so we jumped in dukes of hazzard style then we realized we looked like a bunch of gay guys(see red honda convertible) so we went to a gay bar and put tennis balls up our asses for the price of new tires. so we loaded up our new tires on a matching neon hoverboards and then installed them on my car and sang boy george and cindi lauper songs all the way home.

 

Man whatever shit your smoking dude you need to lay off it. Crack kills

 

I didnt know you like to stick things up your ass when on the run from the law just to get a set of tires. What happened to the camaro you got to tie up all those loose ends in your story at least write us a part 2 are something.

 

People should have told your parents to stop sniffing glue before they had you.

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I got the trees on my mirror so my car dont smell

 

So those are the famous doverman guard dogs.... My friend has a doberman pincher but he really wanted a doverman.

 

i think johnathin shave off some ass hair and smoked it..casue that is a kinda wack story.....i mean if the fbi was out it be all over the news..and too bad i dint hear about it..i think he did go to a gay bar...maybe to meet a new FRIEND..oh well
some people are just different

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Timmy G.
1997 Accord LX...Stock..just like you and everyone else

 

This is a perfect candadate for Riddlelin
WTF!