So im cruising through my neighborhood on my razor scooter since both my cars are down for the count and a lil 10 year old challenges me to a race. I accept but you know me I only race for pink slips. He agrees so we take off. Im out 3 cars up on him..I mean 3 scooters up on him and suddennly he unleashes the crazy Fred Flinstone feet on me and blows right by. I catch up with about 50 feet left and take the lead again. We are neck and neck comin around the last turn so I decide that I`m gonna rattle this rookies chain and give him a lil bump. I give him a little love tap and he proceeds to hit a parked car and I win. After I crossed the finish line i walked back and took his scooter becuase we were racing for pinks. About 9pm I get a knock at my door at it`s his Mother she says I cheated and demanded I give the scooter back cuz she`s filing a protest with the local Razor sanctioning body. I told her I won fair and square but she insisted that I bumped her son on purpose. There was only one thing left to do I told her rubbin is racin alla Cole Trickle and slammed the door!!!!!
Who`s next =)



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Dream = Spoon Sports Thrift Store
Reality = HA HA HA HA HA

Power Skills and Agility use them three wisely and see what happens --------------------------------------
Street FighterUrban Racer King of Asphalt.

 

yeah I had to...the little Jabronis Mom would want to get the local authorities involved in the event.

So I said L.M.B and have your jibbi jabba scooter back foo..



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Dream = Spoon Sports Thrift Store
Reality = HA HA HA HA HA

Power Skills and Agility use them three wisely and see what happens --------------------------------------
Street FighterUrban Racer King of Asphalt.