Well it was Saturday afternoon... A hot day in Florida.. I just pulled my Honda out of the garaage when I looked across the street and I saw a John Deere pull out of the Garage.. He started up his Lawn Mower and it Rumbled like Thunder.. I was intimidated at first but I didnt let it phase my concentration.... I reved up my Honda and it sounded like....well it sounded like a lawn mower .... So he looked over at me and it was ON!! He started on the corner while I was in the straight... Quick left right left right straight round the trees... I looked over grass everywhere... I put the Honda on RABBIT SPEED!!!! I was drifting through the turns... My feet could hardly keep with the pace.... sweat grass.. dirt.... all the neighbors walked out to see what the rucus was all about... to there surprise they saw to guys mowing the lawn like crazy.... Missed a spot DAMN!!!! I had a mulching blade to keep the weight out of my HONDA.. He had a bagger... HUH! heavy American Mowers.. I yelled out at him.... YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE with my fist in the air... He looked over at me with a puzzeled look on his face.. with all the noise he couldnt hear me well.... 45 minutes later it was over.... As I sat on the porch with a glass of water I watched him as he rounded his last corner and parked back in the gargae....

HONDA IMPORT... THE VICTOR!!!

He yelled across the street.. NEXT WEEK YOUR MINE!!! I laughed out loud.. HA HA HA... HAHAHA...

 

here we go again! what model john deere did he have? was it automatic? all wheel drive? what hp? slicks or knobbies?
we all know NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEERE!

 

Theirs no way you could beat a John deer those thing mow too fast for a little honda.
1 you only have maybe 20 hp to the John deer 60 hp
2 He problaly wasnt even trying to beat you.
3 his yard is bigger
4 how do we know it even happan you might of made it up!
5 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats the funniest thing someones said on this damn site Good Kill GO HONDAS next week we need to see the weedwackers go at it!

 

ES...How come I dont have a garage??? LOL...

 

Alright.. DAMN IT.. YOU GOT ME.... it was at my Brothers house..... He really has a Honda Lawn Mower.... Along with three others he found in the trash that still run.... The honda has been around for over 10 years and runs awsome... ES

 

Low restriction exhuast and blade sharpening can go a long way...good kill.