Destroyer of all Ricers
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Covet Thy Corvette
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Destroyer of all Ricers
I love it!! Every ricer in the world loves to race vettes.
There is no way around it you can be driving and they will do a u-turn to catch up. Just like last night.
I was leavin the Hooters off of 60 in Brandon with my buddy Nick.
And sittin at the light at Kings and a weedeater, sorry, I mean a WRX, a fairly new one too, pulled up next to me and started hittin the trigger on his fart can called an exhaust, trying to spool up his hairdrier called a "Turbo" by the local Riceaholics.
Nick told me to go easy on him, he know not what he do.
The cars goin across 60 stopped and the Rex gunned his engine. I brought mine to around 2500 the FM 44s were a rumblin.
The the green came and I let go.
The Rex didnt even have a chance he was 1 then 2 then 5 then 8 then 12 cars behind me bye the time i hit 90 and had to stop at the next light.
He pulled up next to me and rolled his window down.
And Nick rolled down his.
And the little Rex'r kid asked Nick "What that car have in it?"
And Nick promptly answered "Id say bout 4 of ur cars minus the sissiness"
And he got pissed and hit the trig on his fart machine again, and took off at the green.
I gave him about 3 cars and then gunned it.
And he had about 2 seconds of his life that he could say he was beating a vette.
I evened up with him and smiled and waved and then pulled away like I was out for a Sunday drive. The whole time all i heard was the turbo wind up and the blowoff purge from the Rex until he disappeared into the mists where all ricers come out of to prey on unsuspecting soccer moms.
This is all fictional and the cops know it certainly didnt happen around 1130 in Brandon. So bye bye Ricers Til Next Time.
There is no way around it you can be driving and they will do a u-turn to catch up. Just like last night.
I was leavin the Hooters off of 60 in Brandon with my buddy Nick.
And sittin at the light at Kings and a weedeater, sorry, I mean a WRX, a fairly new one too, pulled up next to me and started hittin the trigger on his fart can called an exhaust, trying to spool up his hairdrier called a "Turbo" by the local Riceaholics.
Nick told me to go easy on him, he know not what he do.
The cars goin across 60 stopped and the Rex gunned his engine. I brought mine to around 2500 the FM 44s were a rumblin.
The the green came and I let go.
The Rex didnt even have a chance he was 1 then 2 then 5 then 8 then 12 cars behind me bye the time i hit 90 and had to stop at the next light.
He pulled up next to me and rolled his window down.
And Nick rolled down his.
And the little Rex'r kid asked Nick "What that car have in it?"
And Nick promptly answered "Id say bout 4 of ur cars minus the sissiness"
And he got pissed and hit the trig on his fart machine again, and took off at the green.
I gave him about 3 cars and then gunned it.
And he had about 2 seconds of his life that he could say he was beating a vette.
I evened up with him and smiled and waved and then pulled away like I was out for a Sunday drive. The whole time all i heard was the turbo wind up and the blowoff purge from the Rex until he disappeared into the mists where all ricers come out of to prey on unsuspecting soccer moms.
This is all fictional and the cops know it certainly didnt happen around 1130 in Brandon. So bye bye Ricers Til Next Time.
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OMG!! Tell us you didn't swallow your dip on accident, in anticipation of the WRX (probably an Impreza non-turbo) handing it to you. Hopefully, you weren't driving the 88 Corvette either. If you were then props to you and I will personally find that WRX owner and beat his ass for loosing to it!! This is how Corvette owners post until a "real" ricer (import) pulls so hard on them that they take a unexpected turn just to avoid the next light. Trust me, I've made many Z06 owners very uncomfortable in my days with a turbo 4 cyl. No and not in the Lexus! The Lexus has a V8 that in stock form, would definitely smoke a tuned port injection Vette.
Maybe in this Callaway you would win!
Maybe in this Callaway you would win!
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Covet Thy Corvette
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OH MY GAWD YALL KNOW ABOUT 8 CYLINDERS?
That is amazing.
Did you know that you can build a LT4 383 to hold over 600 horses?
Wow i wonder if i did that?
Oh yea i remember thats where all that money went!
Into the engine! Instead of into the looks of my car!
And isnt it amazing that a ricer would find the limited twin turbo car that cost around 50k (96k today) in 1990 and say that it is a bad azz car?
And when i do find the ricer that can pull on me or even dare i say it, smoke me, I will gladly dismantle my car and buy a 4banger.
But until hell freezes over that aint ever gonna happen.
That is amazing.
Did you know that you can build a LT4 383 to hold over 600 horses?
Wow i wonder if i did that?
Oh yea i remember thats where all that money went!
Into the engine! Instead of into the looks of my car!
And isnt it amazing that a ricer would find the limited twin turbo car that cost around 50k (96k today) in 1990 and say that it is a bad azz car?
And when i do find the ricer that can pull on me or even dare i say it, smoke me, I will gladly dismantle my car and buy a 4banger.
But until hell freezes over that aint ever gonna happen.
The slowest STi in the US
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:claps at you: Bravo... I bet you are proud at your self for beating 4bangers... You are simply awesome!
God forbid, I catch you roaming around on the Brandon/Riverview area. I might get bulldozered by the awesome greatness of your redneck machine.
God forbid, I catch you roaming around on the Brandon/Riverview area. I might get bulldozered by the awesome greatness of your redneck machine.
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I love it!! Every ricer in the world loves to race vettes.
There is no way around it you can be driving and they will do a u-turn to catch up. Just like last night.
I was leavin the Hooters off of 60 in Brandon with my buddy Nick.
And sittin at the light at Kings and a weedeater, sorry, I mean a WRX, a fairly new one too, pulled up next to me and started hittin the trigger on his fart can called an exhaust, trying to spool up his hairdrier called a "Turbo" by the local Riceaholics.
Nick told me to go easy on him, he know not what he do.
The cars goin across 60 stopped and the Rex gunned his engine. I brought mine to around 2500 the FM 44s were a rumblin.
The the green came and I let go.
The Rex didnt even have a chance he was 1 then 2 then 5 then 8 then 12 cars behind me bye the time i hit 90 and had to stop at the next light.
He pulled up next to me and rolled his window down.
And Nick rolled down his.
And the little Rex'r kid asked Nick "What that car have in it?"
And Nick promptly answered "Id say bout 4 of ur cars minus the sissiness"
And he got pissed and hit the trig on his fart machine again, and took off at the green.
I gave him about 3 cars and then gunned it.
And he had about 2 seconds of his life that he could say he was beating a vette.
I evened up with him and smiled and waved and then pulled away like I was out for a Sunday drive. The whole time all i heard was the turbo wind up and the blowoff purge from the Rex until he disappeared into the mists where all ricers come out of to prey on unsuspecting soccer moms.
This is all fictional and the cops know it certainly didnt happen around 1130 in Brandon. So bye bye Ricers Til Next Time.
There is no way around it you can be driving and they will do a u-turn to catch up. Just like last night.
I was leavin the Hooters off of 60 in Brandon with my buddy Nick.
And sittin at the light at Kings and a weedeater, sorry, I mean a WRX, a fairly new one too, pulled up next to me and started hittin the trigger on his fart can called an exhaust, trying to spool up his hairdrier called a "Turbo" by the local Riceaholics.
Nick told me to go easy on him, he know not what he do.
The cars goin across 60 stopped and the Rex gunned his engine. I brought mine to around 2500 the FM 44s were a rumblin.
The the green came and I let go.
The Rex didnt even have a chance he was 1 then 2 then 5 then 8 then 12 cars behind me bye the time i hit 90 and had to stop at the next light.
He pulled up next to me and rolled his window down.
And Nick rolled down his.
And the little Rex'r kid asked Nick "What that car have in it?"
And Nick promptly answered "Id say bout 4 of ur cars minus the sissiness"
And he got pissed and hit the trig on his fart machine again, and took off at the green.
I gave him about 3 cars and then gunned it.
And he had about 2 seconds of his life that he could say he was beating a vette.
I evened up with him and smiled and waved and then pulled away like I was out for a Sunday drive. The whole time all i heard was the turbo wind up and the blowoff purge from the Rex until he disappeared into the mists where all ricers come out of to prey on unsuspecting soccer moms.
This is all fictional and the cops know it certainly didnt happen around 1130 in Brandon. So bye bye Ricers Til Next Time.
Whooo I needed a good laugh. I tell ya what why don't you come out to test and tune at the lakeland track tonight and see if you can match some time slips to your ego. Cause me and about 99.9% of everyone else in the free world are willing to bet that you can't.
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