02'subie dude

Well im driving home and I stopped at a red light next to a sentra SER, no biggie. The light turns green and I accerate at my normal pace, the guy next to me thinks I want to race (i have a loud exhaust) He blows by me, and I can see him look over at his girlfriend and chuckle. So Im like ok. Next light, I wait for him to get on it a little, then I put seven cars on him half way through third. This is not the story I have named the title after though.

THE IMPORT KILLER
The import killer (which the owner has dubbed himself via a bumper sticker in the middle of his taillights) is a 97 transam, ram air, with headers, exhaust and intake. This guy is just waiting to be disappointed. Everytime I see him he is driving in a gear that is begging to be changed, so I assume he is willing, and today I got my chance. The light after the aforementioned sentra I see my good friend. Black sun glasses black car, and Rob Zombie in the CD player. We do not go from a dig due to the amount of traffic. So I wait patiently, then a poof of black smoke from the IMPORT KILLER's exhaust, and I knew it was time. I start out in second at 40mph near his rear quarter panel. By the middle of third I am at his door, into 4th I am starting to pull past his nose, then we both let out. He rolls his window down when we slow down to a civil speed, glasses on Rob Zombie playin and gives me a nod. I ask what he is runnin and he says the aformentioned mods.

So to all you IMPORT KILLERS out there, keep in mind, one day your day will come. GAME OVER.

djsti

Where I am from, they call me the HYUNDAI ACCENT KILLER......

74javelin

so a more or less stock lt1 is a import killer? did he have a

02'subie dude

Yeah and I even got his name, Joe Dirt.

slo_hatch93