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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by craZed
You need the Junn bolt in rear wheel drive conversion.
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 01:30 PM
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I wish I had vtak.... it must be nice to be fast.
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by XEventHorizonX
Because SneakinDeacon understands the fundamental physics that allow a Civic with VTEC to win. What actually happens is when the car hits VTEC, it sends a ripple through the space-time plane. When enough turbulence is induced, allowing the ripples to amplify into smaller wavelengths of larger amplitude. When the Civic hits one of these "waves", it folds space-time as it passes in between each wavelength, or crest. This allows the Civic to momentarily leap ahead in time, while the opposing car is left in the standard space-time frame. When the driver lets off or disengages from VTEC, the ripples refract and deintensify down to the normal space-time plane. At this point, your opposing racing wonders what just happened as your awesome Civic just embarrased them. This is why a Honda Civic is an undeafeatable car, thanks to it's incredible VTEC system.

thank you for the detailed explaination to these n00bs. for anyone who didnt know VTEC stands for Variable Temporal Energy Converter. not to be confused with variable valve timing and electronic lift control, which is found in USDM civics, as what i have, is only available as a JDM package.
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 03:58 PM
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see, this whole time, i thought his car would turn into dark matter. there goes my temporal mechanics degree...FUCK YALE!
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by XEventHorizonX
Your car is fast, but in order to be unbeatable you must have the VTEC system. Because of the high horsepower your vehicle makes something different would happen. I theorize, that the ripples your car would cause to the space-time continuum would fold space in on itself, bending the universal plane inside out, and finally fragmenting into a completely different universe. From your prospective you may have destroyed your opponent, but in reality the universe you left would have collapsed in on itself; indefinitely, and all matter would hit a singularity and be destroyed as the mass of that universe you left goes to infinity. Meanwhile, in the new universe your car just created, by fragmenting space-time, you would discover that your cars displacement is automatically doubled because of the immense torsions your car made on the universal constant. Fortunate for you, every other vehicle in this new universe has had it's displacement halved, due to the enormous amount of energy your car pulled from the fabric of space-time.

So I mean to say is, please don't get VTEC, because you would doom us all to be crushed into infinite nothingness. Thanks, that is all.
If your big bang vtec theory is right then damn maybe I dont want vtak.
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Old Dec 7, 2006 | 01:26 AM
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damn kenny! lmao
i was laughing so hard i couldnt breath!!!!
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Old Dec 13, 2006 | 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by XEventHorizonX
Because SneakinDeacon understands the fundamental physics that allow a Civic with VTEC to win. What actually happens is when the car hits VTEC, it sends a ripple through the space-time plane. When enough turbulence is induced, allowing the ripples to amplify into smaller wavelengths of larger amplitude. When the Civic hits one of these "waves", it folds space-time as it passes in between each wavelength, or crest. This allows the Civic to momentarily leap ahead in time, while the opposing car is left in the standard space-time frame. When the driver lets off or disengages from VTEC, the ripples refract and deintensify down to the normal space-time plane. At this point, your opposing racing wonders what just happened as your awesome Civic just embarrased them. This is why a Honda Civic is an undeafeatable car, thanks to it's incredible VTEC system.
That has to be the funniest shit i have read in a while LOL
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Old Dec 13, 2006 | 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by XEventHorizonX
Your car is fast, but in order to be unbeatable you must have the VTEC system. Because of the high horsepower your vehicle makes something different would happen. I theorize, that the ripples your car would cause to the space-time continuum would fold space in on itself, bending the universal plane inside out, and finally fragmenting into a completely different universe. From your prospective you may have destroyed your opponent, but in reality the universe you left would have collapsed in on itself; indefinitely, and all matter would hit a singularity and be destroyed as the mass of that universe you left goes to infinity. Meanwhile, in the new universe your car just created, by fragmenting space-time, you would discover that your cars displacement is automatically doubled because of the immense torsions your car made on the universal constant. Fortunate for you, every other vehicle in this new universe has had it's displacement halved, due to the enormous amount of energy your car pulled from the fabric of space-time.

So I mean to say is, please don't get VTEC, because you would doom us all to be crushed into infinite nothingness. Thanks, that is all.
WOW!!!!
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