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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by fordaorm
Bro you just gotta get use to the buttfuckers here if you aint thier right hand piviot man your a POS in thier eyes, i say glad that you didnt get caught but also never a good thing to run from the POPO IMHO
Oh i understand about running.......if i were pulled over for wrong turn signal, id take the slap on the wrist and get the ticket. but that right there is worth the sprint. 700$ easy if you get busted. not including over night impound fees.
thanks for advise, i guess the buttfuckers gotta see me run b4 the run there mouths huh?
Old Sep 17, 2006 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Sneakin Deacon
umm, they can go alot faster then 115. and you holding 148, yea...if you say so musta been a wikkid hawd tail wind



show me one instance where i have praised anyone from running from the cops...i think your just a little emo about being the scape goat and trying to think of some poor way to defend you assinine actions without deleting your post.


so why even post the story?


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i dont know why you try either, your car isnt all that, in fact, its probably slower then alot of us. "the supra guy" whoever the hell that is, really has no relevance to your lackluster "performance" car.

but hey, if you think you can hang ive got some $$$ on the run, ill run you at the track and you can try to back up these unfathomable claims you make. its just a automatic n/a RX7.

Hey! i said i didnt want praise...i just wanted to tell my story. cant you read?
I didnt even use the bottle on the T/A bc of how bumpy the roads were. I said i went to 148 I didnt say thats where it tops out at....it'll do more i promise you.
.........lackluster sports car????Bwhaha.....better then your no good FC3S shell with pistons pob in it you redneck POS! come down to desoto speedway and run what ya brung bro.....ill digg!!



BTW.......a story a while ago maybe 4 days...about a WRX VS sum punks in a is300. funny story but he ran from the cops! everyone was like cool.....good job.....be carefull nxt time......
he gave a rent a cop a BJ to get away. Read it a wheep.

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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 10:47 AM
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Wow that was stupid... Then you wreck into someone going to the gas station to get milk for there daughter's breakfast, and kill them, and you spend the next 20 years of your life in a short bed behind bars knowing you killed someones mother b/c you didn't wanna get a ticket.... Way to think it through...
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Farrel_ION


BTW.......a story a while ago maybe 4 days...about a WRX VS sum punks in a is300. funny story but he ran from the cops! everyone was like cool.....good job.....be carefull nxt time......
he gave a rent a cop a BJ to get away. Read it a wheep.
And that was a truely fake story... Would you post about giving a guard a BJ ?

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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Farrel_ION
come down to desoto speedway and run what ya brung bro.....ill digg!!

bring your money, and lots of it. i want my trip to be worthwhile.
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Farrel_ION
Prob besides the supra guy my shit would pwn most of you anyway and your slow POS cars.I dont even know why i bother
if stock t/a's give you trouble then my car would fist fuck you sideways
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by myltwon
if stock t/a's give you trouble then my car would fist fuck you sideways
wow...i wonder what my stock ls1 t/a could do to him? if yours can fist fuck him sideways, mine could probably do a little more damage...
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Farrel_ION
.........lackluster sports car????Bwhaha.....better then your no good FC3S shell with pistons pob in it you redneck POS! come down to desoto speedway and run what ya brung bro.....ill digg!!

ill run you in my rust stang from a dig. Its slow and should be an easy kill for the war story.
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Originally Posted by SpoofRocket
ill run you in my rust stang from a dig. Its slow and should be an easy kill for the war story.

no damnit, he gets to run my redneck fury 1st, you can have whatever is left of his chump change and ego. more then likely he will wimp out and "want to run for fun"
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by myltwon
if stock t/a's give you trouble then my car would fist fuck you sideways

I saw you having a hard time out running a stock 5.0 LOL and a stock RL was side by side with that 5.0!
haha i beat that Ion by atleast a bus lenght with out the spray.
I think youll have a hard time with my DR's and 100shot. Built By Intense performance head to. axels /stand alone/ 17psi ported blower intake header svt cobra heat exchanger. ect........

I only dynoed 375hp with a bad tune with the n2o...its more now.....im a mirror setup of the cobalt ss that won the street/track shoot out.if you have even see it!
i just have full interior and still get 28mpg. 33mpg highway........if you can beat anything beat that........Ill go for the rx-7 1st. I like to hype up the races...Ill let the rx7 tell you how bad he got beat then ill run the rest of ya guys.

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