Well im out drivin around aimlessly on the clock in my work van I spot no other than the infamous Jaz and his turbo cavalier.. i knew this might be a challenge, one I may not win. So i make a u-ey and chase him down, i line up with him at about a 50 roll, my sweet spot... He looks over and laughs at me, can you believe that shit? So i put it to the floor and procede to freight train him, I was shocked at the ease of victory.. had to be 4-5 cars, true story. Obviously Jaz is going to say I'm lieing, because if I lost to a van I'd be upset too, but it's a v8 and a ford, they neva looze.

 

..Good kill.

 

good kill, ask him about his 7.77 @ 95mph 1/8th mile time slip...

 

$50 says jaz was on race gas

 

I have Jaz's slip if anyone wants to see it


11.945 @ 114.9

 

11.9 *brushes shoulder off*

You all just dont know about the sohc 5.4, it's like a lightning motor without a supercharger and it weighs i think 7800lbs loaded with all my tools.. probably 200hp.. watch the fuck out.

 

You have my helmet.

 

Will has your helmet .. He said hes keeping that shit it has porn on it

 

Tell him he can have that shit for $50

 

I saw jaz's slip at egg platter, that shit was legit