topic title was for clarification between the un funny kill thread with similar pronunciation.


so, i roll up to this stop light and this cat and his dog roll up hard next to me in their 240. im just minding my own business when my mind begins to wander to thoughts of odd sex noises a cooter makes when i insert my tallywhacker...then i begin to think what would cause me to think of such an oddity of my imagination, but it struck me. it was the pussy cat dolls in the 240 next to me blowing off...my goodness what a totally resembling sound that thing made. then his doggy dog pimpness leans out and says "We eat mustangs alive"....i just sit there..perplexed..at what would possibly make him associate a mustang with an RX7...then the lil kitty cat chimes in with "this is my drift car" and i just sit there...turning the radio down as my new morning show has apparently pulled up next to me. i tell them i would out drift them in a straight line any day and they were like lets do it. so the light goes green and all he is doing is spinning the tires and getting slightly sideways...at which point i cock the wheel, and pedal it and kick out the rear into his lane behind him..gather some speed and slam 2nd and kick the rear into the lane i was previously in and pass him tossing it back into his lane just to show off my mad nemo skills. and then they do a flyby on me...so im like what gives? he sucks at teh dorifto. we mingle to the next light and im getting an earfull of "your shit is slow"...so i give him the finger and snap a quick pic with the digital. light goes green shortly after and we are just leaving slowly, i keep the rpms up just incase he wants to play..and i kinda wait for him to go but he wont so i edge my way up past him and then hear it bog like he was trying to pedal it at 2000rpm or something. he finally rolls into boost and i just sit there toying with him getting a fender out and then letting off so he can catch up..then getting back on it. finally hit 3rd and put a couple cars on him and let off...but i guess he thought i had more gears or something so he just blows by and gives me another ricer flyby.

oh well...

"mustang" RX7 = 2^29

240 + passenger = -1 life points.

 

You have the most entertaining kill stories of everyone.. Good kill man, funny as hell..

Was it the kid in the other "funniest kill evar" thread that you raced? you know...the mustang killer!!

 

i think so...i mean, i guess from 1500', rx7 tails and mustang tails look the same.

 

good kill, Kenny

 

wow.. that was the most entertaining kill ever. bro you should write books or someshit. that shit would sell... great story +1 rep good kill btw

 

Kenny will neva cease to amaze!

 

great story to bad it wasnt my 240. what color was it anyways? s13/s14?

 

red s14.


and yes...too bad.

 

post the pic!

 

nice kill...post pic