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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Boosted4AG
you missed being at g-spot after everyone thought it was ghey and left ...
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 07:27 AM
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Basically 2 sluts pull up in accord, while myself, Boosted4ag, CBRTRX, 1Bad00SS, TheShow5slow, and DriveSlow are standing around... They keep looking over, but stay in their car... I think to myself, hmmm, provocatively dressed sluts, sitting in car, no guy friends, just looking over at us smiling and listening to some baby making music... Long story short, I walk over with DriveSlow, I put the mack down and get them out of the car, bring them over to chill and shoot the shit, theyre drunk, they see a cop and the driver says "I dont wanna get pulled over. I dont got time for the wooo woooo"... We laugh, they wanna see my penis, so I go to the car, they get in the car, I say show me yours I show you mine, one lifts her shirt, the other says "wheres my tazer" I jump out, we chat for another minute, I get the digits, they leave, the end.
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 07:28 AM
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Now back on topic damnit!!!!!!

Hawk=1
Rat=DEAD.
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by InsaneCivicSedan
Basically 2 sluts pull up in accord, while myself, Boosted4ag, CBRTRX, 1Bad00SS, TheShow5slow, and DriveSlow are standing around... They keep looking over, but stay in their car... I think to myself, hmmm, provocatively dressed sluts, sitting in car, no guy friends, just looking over at us smiling and listening to some baby making music... Long story short, I walk over with DriveSlow, I put the mack down and get them out of the car, bring them over to chill and shoot the shit, theyre drunk, they see a cop and the driver says "I dont wanna get pulled over. I dont got time for the wooo woooo"... We laugh, they wanna see my penis, so I go to the car, they get in the car, I say show me yours I show you mine, one lifts her shirt, the other says "wheres my tazer" I jump out, we chat for another minute, I get the digits, they leave, the end.
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 07:45 AM
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and my thread gets locked??? psssssshhhhhhhhh.... like i said a certain mod has it out for me... "this isnt ffa"
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 07:47 AM
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Yes, but technically it IS a war story.

WE OWN DRUNK SLUTS AT TEH G-SPOT!!! WOOO WOOOOO!!!!

And then they pull Tazers out on us.

I'll be waiting for my cheeseburgers... I don't wanna have to choke a bitch.



Oh and the rat got pwned hardcore.
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by fathead
and my thread gets locked??? psssssshhhhhhhhh.... like i said a certain mod has it out for me... "this isnt ffa"

Your right , this shit is funny lol
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by fathead
and my thread gets locked??? psssssshhhhhhhhh.... like i said a certain mod has it out for me... "this isnt ffa"
Technically, this is a war story... There is a kill involved... Literally...

And you are right, its not FFA, because there is no FFA anymore... Only FFA we have now is on TF, and some of us dont like TF... We are here for cars and racing, not socializing... So, appears to me as if this is the best suited forum to post this kill..

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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by InsaneCivicSedan
Technically, this is a war story... There is a kill involved... Literally...

And you are right, its not FFA, because there is no FFA anymore... Only FFA we have now is on TF, and some of us dont like TF... We are here for cars and racing, not socializing... So, appears to me as if this is the best suited forum to post this kill..

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look at my post about sat night... im simply stating what was written in my thread

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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 09:10 AM
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rofl, chris is a stone cold p-i-m-p.

also, what home depot did you go to? i work at the one near gandy.
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