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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 08:51 PM
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So , me and a freind are coming back from lakeland tonight on the polk parkway, and i am just minding my own buisness when all of a sudden i get this urge......this urge for some lettuce, it was nothing like i have ever felt before i wanted it and i wanted it bad......i saw it ahead and then BAM! Some ricer turtle (90's model grand pirx ...w/ skyrine stripe and fart can)comes up next to me thinking that he is going to get MY lettuce!!!! oooo contrair amigo.....no! I was large and in charge and i was fucking hungry, i instantly drop in to 3rd and he gets a taste of the single cam open header hotness ,he then punches , his woman giving me a look liek she wanted my cock also......., i instantly jump a 1/2 a car on him , bag 4th......vtec! , 120mph shut down 3 cars ahead and grab my lettuce.


me 1
random turtle 0

mmm mmm , it taste so good.

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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 08:59 PM
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 08:59 PM
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greatest fuckin war story ever good kill
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everything offends black people.
Old Jun 27, 2005 | 09:03 PM
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he flipped me the bird as he got off ....i guess #1
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 09:05 PM
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hes jealous your faster an better lookin i mean do you blame him
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 05general lee
hes jealous your faster an better lookin i mean do you blame him


not really...i am a sexy bitch. it must have been the green wheels
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 01:01 AM
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lettuce has never tasted so good
Old Jun 28, 2005 | 06:46 AM
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yea u know.
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 06:55 AM
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I took general's lettuce right out from under him
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good kill
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