go to orlando for ego boosts.
so i must say that orlando, since i lived there 2 years ago, has gone even further downhill. it definately beats tampa in quantity and level (anti-quality) of riceyness. and good god, they like to make their meetup spots in parking lots no bigger than a cul-de-sac.
so after dinner, i'm already in town and decide to hit up some local stuffs, being all by my lonesome. after being pissed that i cannot find anything worthwhile, i spot a line of hyper blue headlights oncoming. so i play tagalong, for surely this group of tricked out rides must be up to no good. i tail them for a while, and after doing circles at spots that turn out to be busts, i find a twin of my car, but in white, with a front mount. theres a 50 to 1 chance its an sr20 swap instead of a KA, so i play with him. i spy a sticker of a shop local to the area that is known for somewhat quick cars...and i hear him get on it and a very faint and quiet external wastegate dump is confirmed. so a 3rd gear roll somewhere around 60 i nudge and nudge and i hear him hit it so i blast 10psi, spin, run it through 3rd and part of 4th, but after about 3 seconds he lets out, except im already out about a buslength...hmm. i dunno, but i claim a win since he pussed out. i find out today it supposedly has 350-400hp on a t3/t4 sr20det....and has been seen running 14s at orlando spin world....
next i find some spot filled with reggaeton, lambo doors, and sluts with tight pants...score! i roll through the gas station wondering why people are staring at my busted ass ride. i go to leave (it's a "T" intersection) and there are cars at the light 3 wide...some white Type RRRRRR, a black civic with a front mount, and some other shitbox, quite possibly another honda of some sort. they go and i turn out and follow to gauge their obviously superior quickness to me and my clapped out jalopy. i see them all 'finished' and ready for a u-turn, lining up again so i decide to join in the gayness and get behind aforementioned Type R, who is lined up with a white DSM now and the turbo civic as well. they all go from a dig, while im just rolling up behind them at about 5mph, and I don't even get on it til they are about 3-4 cars ahead of me. so as my s-afc goes from 3 to 100% throttle, i do the whole 10psi, spin, shift, 10psi, spin, shift routine and within about 5 seconds I'm on the brakes HARD, and they keep going. i'm seriously going WTF now since my car is NOT that fast...
then random 2000ish dodge truck gets on my ass en route to somewhere, so i get about 10 buslengths in front so he can pass me and traffic gets thick and he plants himself about 3 inches off my rear bumper so after a few brake checks and a solid 'the finger' this cum receptacle finally goes around me, in all his slant cut dual glory. asshat.
and then i end up putting buslengths on random altezza'd out cars while trying to find my way back to a road i can get to I-4 on...those are nothing special.
there were a big group of cars at the [fuel slut] "corner", but no where to park, and after i passed them again, it seemed all they wanted to do all night was park hard.
dear orlando,
get your act together.
sincerely,
random mid 13 second car from lakeland. HA!
so after dinner, i'm already in town and decide to hit up some local stuffs, being all by my lonesome. after being pissed that i cannot find anything worthwhile, i spot a line of hyper blue headlights oncoming. so i play tagalong, for surely this group of tricked out rides must be up to no good. i tail them for a while, and after doing circles at spots that turn out to be busts, i find a twin of my car, but in white, with a front mount. theres a 50 to 1 chance its an sr20 swap instead of a KA, so i play with him. i spy a sticker of a shop local to the area that is known for somewhat quick cars...and i hear him get on it and a very faint and quiet external wastegate dump is confirmed. so a 3rd gear roll somewhere around 60 i nudge and nudge and i hear him hit it so i blast 10psi, spin, run it through 3rd and part of 4th, but after about 3 seconds he lets out, except im already out about a buslength...hmm. i dunno, but i claim a win since he pussed out. i find out today it supposedly has 350-400hp on a t3/t4 sr20det....and has been seen running 14s at orlando spin world....
next i find some spot filled with reggaeton, lambo doors, and sluts with tight pants...score! i roll through the gas station wondering why people are staring at my busted ass ride. i go to leave (it's a "T" intersection) and there are cars at the light 3 wide...some white Type RRRRRR, a black civic with a front mount, and some other shitbox, quite possibly another honda of some sort. they go and i turn out and follow to gauge their obviously superior quickness to me and my clapped out jalopy. i see them all 'finished' and ready for a u-turn, lining up again so i decide to join in the gayness and get behind aforementioned Type R, who is lined up with a white DSM now and the turbo civic as well. they all go from a dig, while im just rolling up behind them at about 5mph, and I don't even get on it til they are about 3-4 cars ahead of me. so as my s-afc goes from 3 to 100% throttle, i do the whole 10psi, spin, shift, 10psi, spin, shift routine and within about 5 seconds I'm on the brakes HARD, and they keep going. i'm seriously going WTF now since my car is NOT that fast...
then random 2000ish dodge truck gets on my ass en route to somewhere, so i get about 10 buslengths in front so he can pass me and traffic gets thick and he plants himself about 3 inches off my rear bumper so after a few brake checks and a solid 'the finger' this cum receptacle finally goes around me, in all his slant cut dual glory. asshat.
and then i end up putting buslengths on random altezza'd out cars while trying to find my way back to a road i can get to I-4 on...those are nothing special.
there were a big group of cars at the [fuel slut] "corner", but no where to park, and after i passed them again, it seemed all they wanted to do all night was park hard.
dear orlando,
get your act together.
sincerely,
random mid 13 second car from lakeland. HA!
Originally Posted by Skittle
Good kills
...Funny story 
...Funny story 
+1
Well come back next time and open your mouth if you wanna race somthing instead of drive by because obviously you werent trying hard enuff.
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Last edited by Shane1015; Jun 19, 2005 at 02:28 PM.
No next time he simply needs to go to the places where the faster crowd hangs out. Trust me it would not have been fun for you if you only go Mid 13s. If you want too keep beating cars definately go where you where. That is known to be the slow car hang out.




