So, we met up at a quaint little location, about 4 score feet squared to the nth power long track, just 2 lanes, some Will Smith - "Just the two of us" playing in the background, and of course, Erika and Acu-Hon...tron...da...bleh, the RSX. my good buddy micheal buffer comes out, VHT and torch in hand, and so elegantly like any old man could, preps our little stretch of heaven. We both do our burnouts, and it looks like john force was in my rearview, i musta dropped about 10lbs of rotating mass. So micheal motions for us to come up and i can hear the sticky tacky sound of my big sexies grabbin the VHT and i just feel it...it is time...i bring the rpms up...and then holy fuck, micheal stops it all and does his little shpeel. so i let off and let him rant "Ladies and gentlemen here tonight are you ready? Are you ready for action and excitement more than you could ever imagine? For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the World, ladies and gentlemen, we are reeeeeaaaaaadddddyyyy to rruuuuummmmblllleeee!"
and im just thinking to myself, he has lost it...were in the middle of no where...alone...just the three of us...but anywho, he motions back at us and i once again bring the rpms up, his hands go high and im holding it off the rev limiter, and down the drop, up comes the clutch and out i go putting 2-3 cars on the rsx out of the hole, bang 2nd, and pull a few more, hit 3rd and keep on truckin and let off. well we slowed down some, and decided a 45 roll would be sufficient. i yank it down to 2nd, and he honks off 3 times, and were out. i keep about a fender ahead, hit 3rd and stay right there, go through 4th and keep it right on him, and let out with that same fender around top of 4th. im sure people will not agree with this post, but oh well, you are SOL. i was there, alberto was there, and so was micheal buffer, but i paid micheal to be there, so he will agree with me...i won. thats 2 vs. 1...cause i know alberto will deny i beat him.

thank you, and good night.

 

Oh Shit Nucca


This Is So Odd!

 

Your car mustve gotten alot faster since we played a while back.....

 

didnt i run you on the alky?

 

damn good job you were right. it must be different then about 4 weeks ago when i saw you run a trans am.

 

it's michael not micheal...

 

WTF? lol holy shit we raced already??!!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAH

 

Good Kill

 

what trans am? the purple one?


and see i knew it....alberto denied we ran...typical...

and scott...i dont care, ill just call him mike now i guess.

 

whoa lol youve gone off the deep end of the pond.

I havent raced anyone since saturday and it was an RX7