So, I'm on my way to Wal-Mart listening to some jammin' John Legend when some Civic Si pulls up next to me. I look over and its some dude with his girlfriend, he revs up and looks back. I put the 4Runner into neutral and rev up my 4 cylinder hotness. He laughs and looks at his girl who is also laughing. As the light turns green I floor it, causing the rear end of the 4Runner to do its squat before takeoff. As he pulls out in front the truck finally decides to go, as I neared him I suddenly hear a roar! OH NO! VTEC KICKED IN! But VTEC could not save him from the wrath of the mighty 4 Cylinders of speed in my truck, as I pass him I wave while smiling. As we reached the next light he rolls his window down and asks me if I have a V8. I just laugh and turn up my radio, now playing Sunday Morning.

In short. VTEC got owned by my slow ass 4Runner which causes his girlfriend to think that his car is a joke and that I am a badass.

Oh, and then I went to Wal-Mart and bought some fruits since I'm gonna become an anorexic and lose weight.

 

i thought 4 runners were v6's, i was not aware that they had a 4 cyl option.

 

and then you woke up

 

Yea because Da cvric can neva loze!

 

+1

 

they do..base model ones

 

Your 4Runner will not beat a Civic SI. Maybe it was a regular civic rebadged, but theres no way you beat an SI. He's like, the VTEC turtle.

 

i think the honda odessey mini-van will beat the civic si. doesn't the civic si run like 16 in 1/4. my f250 could do better than that.

 

ok how did a 4 cyl 4 runner that weighs more than a 4 cyl civic beat it?

 

No, a Civic SI runs below 16s.