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Old 04-06-2005, 03:34 PM
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Talking Little Red Riding Hood...2.HOE! (BEWBIES PRESENT!!!)

well i ran across the young lady in the 3000gt again this afternoon. such a cute little thing that my eye had but gazed upon only her in the pictureske essence of a rearview....BUT ANYWHO, we caught the same fricken light and she yelled to ask if i was the same guy from monday, and i say "CHYAA!" with the whole "who else drives a beat up POS flip floppin hooded firebird with a tanabe hyper medallion" mentality.

--but you must picture Kenny Dirt driving the car, as i had my wig on, and she was probably curious how my hair got so long so quick--

she yells back over my exhuast that she has now learned how to launch and will eat me up from a stop now. i just smile and reply with "well, how bout you show me dem dare bewbies if i pull you from a dig" and with a befuddled expression she quaintly agreed. so there i am, stroking my shifter, telling Erika what a wonderful woman she has been to me, and that shorty needs to swing both ways, cause i would be please by a 3 way. so, yet again, the lights begin to change, and Erika purrs at her, like any loveable baby seal would to another. but what is this!!!! this other baby seal wants no loveable purring, she wants no quaint introductions, she lashes out at Erika with a cute little roar only a baby seal could produce.

--so right now, erika is telling me that she wont be able to control her actions, she has never acted as such before, i think the bewbies provoked both her and I---

to my astonishment the crossing light goes red and Erika with a PMS type roar similar to that which a married man of 10 years may experience when he has eaten the last brownie, was unleashed upon this baby seal. our light went green and the clutch was sidestepped, and she left way early but it was no matter, Erika roared and barked and after just 1 queef was already pulling past this baby seal of a 3kgt.

we both come to the next light, me in total bliss from Erika's letting me ride along, and the fact this chick has ONE OF THE NICEST SET OF C's I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! im glad she stuck by her word, Erika was happy to another set of headlights.
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Old 04-06-2005, 03:39 PM
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hahhahaha.....its like a story book
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Old 04-06-2005, 03:43 PM
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3 words:

PICS OR BAN!!!
Old 04-06-2005, 03:45 PM
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now all we need is the feelable pictures!
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:31 PM
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so wen do you want to run my 600cc
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Originally Posted by alex03wrx
so wen do you want to run my 600cc
whenever ill be out next i guess.
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Nothing better then nice tits to brighten your day.
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awesome kill and bewbies make it even better.
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Originally Posted by alex03wrx
so wen do you want to run my 600cc

When are you going to stop picking on cars and go after some turbo hayabusas?


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