so there we are sitting up at Buddys when a cop rolls up looking for a runaway kid on a bike. earlier we saw one so we told him which direction and then end of story. 2 hours later the little shit comes riding up lifting door handles on cars and when he saw that we were watching he took off down the street. since i have never been the one to turn down a good chase i hop in my car and hunt his theiving little punkass down. he tries ditching me down a long street but was no match for the LT1 and i got him trapped in a parkling lot. while dialing for clearwater police the kid gives me the slip and rides back out towards gulf to bay. with tires screeching around every corner i make up lost ground on the straightaways because it is a well known fact that a bike has better cornering than a 3600lb car. in and out of a few more parking lots and the kid still cant shake me so in a desperate attempt to get away he jumps a curb and darts off into the darkness (back to the scene of the crime, such a dumbass) the kid drops his bike and hauls ass on foot behind a building where cops are waiting to bring the little runaway to justice. we all laugh our asses off watching this kid running from police that now have a k-9 unit hot on his trail. the dog finally catches him and the little jit gets hauled off in the back of a police car. so even though i got taken to school by a BMX he wasnt able to outrun a police dog.

 

LT1 > Huffy

that's the foodchain, since you got a formy he must've thought
you had a 3.4 so he could take you. little fucker should've looked
for the badges.

 

great story how old was the kid?

 

the kid was 12 and my formula bears no badges, just those infamous dual tips

 

good kill for the k-9

 

Best war story ever

 

I hope the dog bites off the hand he uses to steal shit. good job man

 

Sweet.

 

it's like starsky and hutch

but less homoerotic

 

shit, you needed t-tops and a pro-abortion flag and name your car the Colonel. hop right in the car, and mow that bitch over finishing the job they called the wrong doctor in for.