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Old 12-25-2004, 04:56 AM
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So person "A" got a text message from person "B" saying he was a pussy for not wanting to race in the rain. person "A" chuckled and msg'd person "B" that if they didnt race, this thread would get locked, or moved to FFA. Well, with the recent christmas lockings, "A" and "B" decide to go make themselves productive and dressed up as Santa's (ya know, the santa's that sit in your bedroom with ball-gag in one hand, and a cat-o-ninetails in the other) They go jump into their "sleds" and go to the nearest low fly zone. They warm up their hooves, jingle their bells, and on the third jingle they were off. "A" got out about 2-3 antlers, but "B" was in close pursuit. "B" began to turn up the boost by saying "On garret, on precision, on turbonetics, cheapturbo.com, summit, jegs, and thunder!" and "B" began to pull back towards "A". they hit 2nd deer, and both get squirly but "B" left the sledtion control on and began to pull slightly as "A" kept drifting side to side. "B" turned off the sledtion control and kept pulling and decided to let out as they came up on air traffic control's radar.

Merry Christmas.
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Old 12-25-2004, 05:07 AM
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awesome race!!!!!!
sounds like there's gonna be a rematch
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Old 12-25-2004, 05:11 AM
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i dunno, "A" said "insert dumb excuse here"
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MPS auto shifter
Hays convertible clutch

Yea, that about sums it up...

Old 12-25-2004, 05:20 AM
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Oh hell no, you didnt.

you did...


...drive thru, and becareful.
Old 12-25-2004, 05:42 AM
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I like the names
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Originally posted by Sneakin Deacon
i dunno, "A" said "insert dumb excuse here"
lol
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Old 12-25-2004, 07:03 AM
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Originally posted by JuicedSS262
Oh hell no, you didnt.

you did...


...drive thru, and becareful.
i got you good fu...lly capabable and worthy moderator man.
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MPS auto shifter
Hays convertible clutch

Yea, that about sums it up...

Old 12-25-2004, 07:47 AM
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Best christmas post ever.
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Originally posted by Sneakin Deacon
i got you good fu...lly capabable and worthy moderator man.
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