as I pulled up to the light in my sweet ass crx with a slammin 129 hp and a spoiler than belongs on a plane with sweet sky blue rims and an exhaust that could make lawn mowers wet their pants I glanced over and noticed a 5.0 mustang with a whistling sound under the hood and I knew this punk wanted a piece of me. I felt sorry for the fool who had no idea what was coming to him. I am not exactly sure if he wanted to race because the car was in a parking spot and the guy was washing the windows outside but I decided he want to race me and then THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN AND HOLY SHIZZAT my roarin 129 hp flew past that poser washin his windows and that biatch didnt know what hit him. After about 20 minutes later and a qtr mile down the road I shifted that beast into 2nd and omfg there was a naked chick cheering my on I was so cool cause my car was flyin so fast. I didn't even bother shifting into 3rd because it would have taken another hour and about a mile and I already knew I had OWNZORED him hard by about 80 semi lengths. Anyone who wants a piece of me call me out my number is 1-800-WiggerIdiot and I know you shitty domestic v8's think you can take me all day long but you heard the story and its true all the way! IM OUT DOGZ REP THE CRX like a MOFO

 

are you fucking retarded?!?!?!?!?!



IBTL

 

lmao you have got to be the gayest person in the world

 

Dat is mad tyte phat!

Yo Diz-awg much love to ya on the V8 beatdown.

 

Say word son SAY WORD!

Dont even try to doubt the power of an NA CRX!

Dont even bring up the fact that its easy as hell to launch since it has 80tq.!!!!! HOLLA AT YO BOY

 

hahaha as funny as that was, locked