Damn those Decepticons
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Damn those Decepticons
*****Best read in a Sean Connery voice*******
Because they are so deceptive...i was at a light when this Decepticon pulled up...an APC Decepticon...and i thought...he doesnt want to fuxor with me...i have my progressive VTECH controller hooked up...but to my amazement i hear his bumblebee roar, and see the flames as the Decepticon banged his rev limiter like that cute virgin 18yo catholic highschool girl who just saw cack for the 1st time in her life. I think to myself as i look down at him...he must be very fast, because his green Energon crystals are glowing from his under carriage...i mean, you could just feel the torque tugging at your intestinal tract...i yell over and see what the dilly was, his name was CiVictor and he would scare the most thuggish of E-thugs with that mad tight Decepticon slouch. The energon crystals in the lights ahead of us were going out of phase, from red to green, and as the bumblebee spitfire exhausted CiVictor was burning through his rubbers like a young male who just realized the pleasure of master-debating. The whole time, Erika will not shut up, she just whines at him...but i then have the fear of being stuck in compton, a white male, in an SL55 AMG with a flat, put into me...this rumbling from under my car..i think to myself "By the name of zues what is this force of nature" and my back end pushes out...i then slam into traction gear #2 where the force of the Decepticons energon crystals push erika's large posterior the other way... i put it into 3rd and am sitting at 3500, hearing CiVicator depleting his energon supply, at which point the progressive VTECH controller kicks in...and Erika says goodbye the the Decepticon.
Be careful out there people...Decepticons are everywhere...especially the APC Clan......
Because they are so deceptive...i was at a light when this Decepticon pulled up...an APC Decepticon...and i thought...he doesnt want to fuxor with me...i have my progressive VTECH controller hooked up...but to my amazement i hear his bumblebee roar, and see the flames as the Decepticon banged his rev limiter like that cute virgin 18yo catholic highschool girl who just saw cack for the 1st time in her life. I think to myself as i look down at him...he must be very fast, because his green Energon crystals are glowing from his under carriage...i mean, you could just feel the torque tugging at your intestinal tract...i yell over and see what the dilly was, his name was CiVictor and he would scare the most thuggish of E-thugs with that mad tight Decepticon slouch. The energon crystals in the lights ahead of us were going out of phase, from red to green, and as the bumblebee spitfire exhausted CiVictor was burning through his rubbers like a young male who just realized the pleasure of master-debating. The whole time, Erika will not shut up, she just whines at him...but i then have the fear of being stuck in compton, a white male, in an SL55 AMG with a flat, put into me...this rumbling from under my car..i think to myself "By the name of zues what is this force of nature" and my back end pushes out...i then slam into traction gear #2 where the force of the Decepticons energon crystals push erika's large posterior the other way... i put it into 3rd and am sitting at 3500, hearing CiVicator depleting his energon supply, at which point the progressive VTECH controller kicks in...and Erika says goodbye the the Decepticon.
Be careful out there people...Decepticons are everywhere...especially the APC Clan......
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That was probably the most entertaining war story ever... I give it a 10.... Well done Mr. Dirt!!!!!!!
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lol. good story
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LOL your a trip Kenny!!!Good kill
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