redneck thought his explorer was fast
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redneck thought his explorer was fast
Sorry I had to make you look bad on dale mabry. And Yes, I do have good brakes 
Heres the premise:
I'm driving home from the gym when I see some retard in a white SUV that wants to play around (which later turns out to be an explorer). We're going about 40 so I throw it into third and pull a buslength or two on him by 120..No big deal I think, people try me all the time.
So at the next light he pulls up next to me and makes a smart ass comment about my brakes.. The things I had to use to stop me from going so much faster than him I suppose
The light turns green, I pull corn fields and corn fields on this loser, he's gone. His headlights are gone he's so far back. So I slow up to a normal pace...but this guy won't quit..next thing I know he's 2 inches off my rear bumper 
I guess if you can't beat em, tail gate em like a loser
Heres the premise:
I'm driving home from the gym when I see some retard in a white SUV that wants to play around (which later turns out to be an explorer). We're going about 40 so I throw it into third and pull a buslength or two on him by 120..No big deal I think, people try me all the time.
So at the next light he pulls up next to me and makes a smart ass comment about my brakes.. The things I had to use to stop me from going so much faster than him I suppose
The light turns green, I pull corn fields and corn fields on this loser, he's gone. His headlights are gone he's so far back. So I slow up to a normal pace...but this guy won't quit..next thing I know he's 2 inches off my rear bumper I guess if you can't beat em, tail gate em like a loser
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Originally posted by jdk
It's a cobra..
Not the most even match I realize, but it's not like I hunted this guy down and forced him to race.
It's a cobra..
Not the most even match I realize, but it's not like I hunted this guy down and forced him to race.
some people just push you and push you so u have to race them, same thing happened to me but the idiot put his car in nutral and starting to rev his shitty sounding explorer and i just had to take him from the light and put a nice bus or 2 on him and he stopped fucking around
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