in the sentra...

alright, so im coming back home from the mall with my orange chicken, bbq chicken, and fried rice...im just munching away at a light, when this guy revs on me in a old old cavalier..i just shake my head, drop the car into 1, throw the sport gears on, and turn off traction control. and in the most asian voice i can do i yell over "You no walk ta a-shun cah boiii" so i bring the rpms up a little (hell if i know, i have no tach) So the light goes green, and im on it WOT, and just lifting both front wheels across the intersection (alright alright...hopping..) because i got a bad launch on the line. Im doing about 65 winding out 1st gear and he is right on my bumper still. I press the sport gear button again and the gut-wrenching torque pulls me about another 1/2 car on him then i let out and gave him the flashers. we roll to the next light and he said he had a bad launch and in my asian voice i tell him "Oh well cracka, you luck i no have slicks on cah. Only have skinned knees" and i went on my merry way...never missing one bite of my fried rice.

im calling out al...i think he is no contest for the sentra...it outpulls the bird by far now..

 

TT&L

 

 

 

wanna run sentras?? Talk about tt&l

 

Damn it.

When I read the title, I thought you got laid.












jfwy bud

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, dan, i know you know better than that, c'mon!

 

 

I want some fry rice now You gotto watch out for them sentras!! Beeter watch for them SE-R bage.

 

haha...se-r...right... XE in da hizzouse..auto at that.