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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 06:12 AM
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Originally posted by SPOOL U 1986
oh yeah the rest of the story. 92coupe50 was the third car racing on 275. I was trying to be nice to token and not mention that his si off spray is one of the slowest fucking cars we have ever raced. the truth of the mater is by 5th gear we had two football fields on him and 92 coupe 50 had 3. I was giving him props for being a good sport and actually racing like so many of you dont!!!!! fuck it we will run insane civic no problem he beats us don't give a fuck it is all in the name of fun. oh and the honda remark well you can all suck my dick that is my openion!!! instead of jumping on me why don't you jump on almost every other honda out there giving you the bad rep like sat night for instance when about every 5 seconds there was one running up and down with out exhaust. I mean even the poor bum had to moove across the street poor guy porbably need another 6-pack just to get back to sleep.
Well, well. I was only trying to make a humorous comment. I had no intention it being inflammatory in any way. However, now that I know the ground rules, let me whip this out.... I'm an old "F" and my experience dictates that one doesn't usually get pissed off unless you have struck a chord rooted in truth. So let's talk some truth here. My crappy little Si (which is stock..except for the vastly uprated pilot) produces a wimpy 100 HP per liter. Your '86 (God do we REALLY have to call it a Shelby) when stock produced a whopping 79.5 HP per liter and it was blown (something you should consider doing to all Honda posters here) while mine is normally aspirated. (notice how I'm spelling correctly) Now I have no clue what you have done to your DODGE in the nearly two decades it has been decomposing on this planet, but let's compare apples for apples, OK? If you are beating everyone like a red haired stepchild (which is the tone you strike) then you have some serious modifications and hats off to you for opting to sink tons of cash into the Titanic. If I stuck a frickin' J79 in the trunk of my Civic it would have you pounding sand up yo' ass with full afterburner (how's that for exhaust). But we wouldn't be comparing apples for apples, right? I was burning up the streets in Tampa, when you were still swimming around in your daddy's left nut. And yeah, a lot of that was in a Shelby...a 1969 GT350. I built bikes back when that look like Ninja's and such now that were the terrors of the highway and NO ONE had anything remotely close (but I didn't go around saying "all the Harley guys were down at Fowler and Nebraska, leaking oil, vibrating and parts falling off when I blew through a gaggle of them at a 130"). But most of my racing was confined to the track where I was next to people I could trust because I knew, THEY knew what the hell they were doing. I really dig going fast on the street but not racing on the street...because my ride and I might get F'd up by some rookie pudknocker in an '86 Shelby. Capich? And I'll tell you all the truth, I enjoy the OVERALL driving experience in my Si over that '69 Shelby I had when I was 19. I’ve had a lot of machines and I am very satisfied with Honda. Honda dudes (and lovely Honda dudettes)...HOLD YOUR HEADS UP. You are driving technologically advanced, practically bullet proof equipment, which are the benchmark others compare to. This produces Honda envy (OOOOH SHIT). You all go enjoy your Shelby’s, or Mustangs or Beemers or what ever floats your boat. I hope you are building your ride to impress yourself, not others or you are missing the point. We all have a common bond and the need for speed! Peace.
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 06:22 AM
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Originally posted by Cosmo Rockit
Well, well. I was only trying to make a humorous comment. I had no intention it being inflammatory in any way. However, now that I know the ground rules, let me whip this out.... I'm an old "F" and my experience dictates that one doesn't usually get pissed off unless you have struck a chord rooted in truth. So let's talk some truth here. My crappy little Si (which is stock..except for the vastly uprated pilot) produces a wimpy 100 HP per liter. Your '86 (God do we REALLY have to call it a Shelby) when stock produced a whopping 79.5 HP per liter and it was blown (something you should consider doing to all Honda posters here) while mine is normally aspirated. (notice how I'm spelling correctly) Now I have no clue what you have done to your DODGE in the nearly two decades it has been decomposing on this planet, but let's compare apples for apples, OK? If you are beating everyone like a red haired stepchild (which is the tone you strike) then you have some serious modifications and hats off to you for opting to sink tons of cash into the Titanic. If I stuck a frickin' J79 in the trunk of my Civic it would have you pounding sand up yo' ass with full afterburner (how's that for exhaust). But we wouldn't be comparing apples for apples, right? I was burning up the streets in Tampa, when you were still swimming around in your daddy's left nut. And yeah, a lot of that was in a Shelby...a 1969 GT350. I built bikes back when that look like Ninja's and such now that were the terrors of the highway and NO ONE had anything remotely close (but I didn't go around saying "all the Harley guys were down at Fowler and Nebraska, leaking oil, vibrating and parts falling off when I blew through a gaggle of them at a 130"). But most of my racing was confined to the track where I was next to people I could trust because I knew, THEY knew what the hell they were doing. I really dig going fast on the street but not racing on the street...because my ride and I might get F'd up by some rookie pudknocker in an '86 Shelby. Capich? And I'll tell you all the truth, I enjoy the OVERALL driving experience in my Si over that '69 Shelby I had when I was 19. I’ve had a lot of machines and I am very satisfied with Honda. Honda dudes (and lovely Honda dudettes)...HOLD YOUR HEADS UP. You are driving technologically advanced, practically bullet proof equipment, which are the benchmark others compare to. This produces Honda envy (OOOOH SHIT). You all go enjoy your Shelby’s, or Mustangs or Beemers or what ever floats your boat. I hope you are building your ride to impress yourself, not others or you are missing the point. We all have a common bond and the need for speed! Peace.
i know you did not use the horsepower per liter card...guess what, your 100 horsepower per liter, is ONLY 160 FUCKING HORSEPOWER, even if his dinosaur only makes whatever number per liter you said, if you put a boost controller/exhaust on it, it'll make somewhere in the 250ish neighborhood, and your theory is out the door, YOUR A FUCKING RICER

by the way, i have a dinosaur of a motor myself, an 80's design mitsubishi 4G63, we can go from 65 mph, and i wont even come out of 5th gear for ya..whaddya say?
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 06:42 AM
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im not ready for you yet, im just tryin to make a point to this ricer that his horsepower per liter aint shit, lol....im still on baby T25 on 12 psi, stock side mount/piping....however, im down to give ya a reincheck
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 06:45 AM
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Fuck makes me wish i had a decent car right now.
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 06:48 AM
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Originally posted by Billy
IT shouldn't take much so I'm sure I won't be holding the check for to long.

And I know what you were trying to do, I'm just happy to have my car back. Now it's time to get this damn clutch broken in before the TRack event.
true....well if it makes ya feel better, ill let ya wipe the floor w/ my stock self ....just drive through tampa/st pete for a day, you can easily get the break in miles on your clutch within a day or two doing that
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