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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 05:06 AM
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ok well last night was actually kinda fun and not as crowded with "teh law" as it usually is so I decided to have a few runs some I won some I drastically lost to say the least

ok well the highlight of my night is I got pwn3d by the Deacon of course

the story is me and my frinds were hanging on the st pete side of gandy and chillin looking at all the ricers and trying to find me some races but didnt find but about three races, so I decided after that we saw a damn nice 3rd gen camaro 5.7 so I told my friend Jay (aka " camaro_owner" , who has a slow ass 5.0 camaro)to get him to run, so we pulled out of there and pulled up to the guy and the guy was just like whatever so he took a few hits and were decent but only for a few seconds cuz of traffic and they were dead even so we just kept waiting to get a nice light and well we found one so we all lined up Jay in right lane the other guy in the left and me bringing up the rear, we all stage and wait the light turns green I hit it first and almost ran into Jay but he quickly took off and cleared the path well I stuck about 50 feet away from their bumpers and followed the whole time and damn what a killer race the 5.7 spun off the line and took off slow as balls, but quickly came back up and stayed on jays bumper till 40 which then Jay started to pull away and put numerous car lengths on him and by about 110 Jay finally topped out and governed so he slowed down and the 5.7 does a "riced muscle flyby" and goes his seperate way. it was a very good run end story, ok and on to my death we just started heading home sao we got onto 275 and started on our way so me and jay are talking and screwing around driving next to each other and the Deacon flys by at like 80 so I was like yes I finally get to run him so I was doing 55 and I dropped into second and quickly caught up and tryed to wave to him but he understandlebly didnt acknowledge so I just waited a few seconds trying to get him to slow down to my level but he didnt slow much so he took the hit from 55 and I wasnt ready at all he put four car lenghts on me by the time I hit it and as I dropped into second and finally had to shift to third he was a football field away so I just followed and didnt pursue any further. I caught back up to say thanks and give the thumbs up but he once again didn't acknowledge me or even look over. so we just left our seperate ways and that was the end of the night


well needless to say I didnt stand a chance at even seeing the Deacons tailights but I still had fun

well a big shout out to him; thanks Kenny for running me I know it wasnt worth the time and gas but still thanks, I have been wanting to see what the bird was all about for so long and now I see that it fucking FLYS

thanks man


Kenny:10
me (fcamaroracer): -1000
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 05:09 AM
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That 5.7 must have had deisel fuel in it.
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 05:31 AM
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no Jay was running teh new JDM mad tyte octane booster yo!
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 06:12 AM
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jesus christ!!! punctuation and clear thought out sentences would have helped. good deaths?
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 06:57 AM
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Originally posted by WHY_NOT???
he once again didn't acknowledge me or even look over.
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 07:45 AM
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Jay went out to gandy? I'm suprised he wasn't w/ his girlfriend

I can vouch for this 305 camaro beating a 350 3rd gen ... I've been in the car with him when he has done it before.
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 07:46 AM
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lol im sorry dude, i didnt even know it was you. i lined up with you and the civic or whatever it was and like no one was going so i just took off...and then the other guy ran me down and i gave him the hit but he didnt make it past my bumper before i was walking away. but again, id didnt even know it was you man lol i was too busy watching the laptop and checking the knock count.


was that you yellin at me out at the pier too?
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 08:32 AM
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yeah that was me I was trying to get you to run Jay, cuz he got some stuff done and lets say it ownz!!! so I wanted to see if could hang with the big dogs namely you but you just shook ur head no, but did you see me pass that civic, it was revving at Jay so light turned and Jay took off I spun and the civic just crept along and Jay put numerous football fields on him and I kinda followed him fucking passed the civic on the shoulder as well and gave him a quick thumbs down and the finger and put a car on him, I thought it was funny I mean seriously if I was that guy I would go home and put a bullet in my head cuz he just got owned by the biggest ricer in town
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 08:37 AM
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sounds like a ricer move to me...emergency lane, finger, cutting off...seriously man, your gunna hurt someone.

not sure who jay is, was he the blue 3rd gen iroc? how well do you think me and him would match up, just from your experience.

i am far from being close to the big dog category. im more like in the faster then 80% of everyone out there category.
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yeah look at my self dubbed title "RICER" no the guy had no mods to his car and was revving and racing so yeah I had to do something heheheh rice meets rice

and Jay has the white camaro, and as for you two I think it would be really close man just like you exhaust tones can be misleading youll see him at a light idling youll hear nothing but when he revs it sounds like all hell is breaking loose kinda like urs sounding like sandpaper

as for what he has I am not telling cuz well it would ruin it but I can tell you no Juice and no forced induction and it is a 305
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