today at work coming back from lunch, im cruising, minding my own buisness ,when i see this vert snake flexin'. so i descide to show him he's not the only game in town...he got side ways while i squeezed up next to him nice and tight like...i think he figured he had this thing in the bag...but was he surprised to see me next to him...
atleast that's what my friend said...he was ranting and raving ...yelling on the cell phone saying..."why would someone do something like this...?"

you see, he thought he was the only car in the homedepot parking lot that should beable to take up 2 parking spots but he made a fatal mistake....he left just enough room for me to fold in my mirrors and get 2 lot guys to guide me in...i had a friend that was coming in at the time, hang out to make sure he didnt do anything stupid...after watching him freak for a little while my friend went over to him and told him whats up...he said..." if it were him he'd push his car(the cobra) in the grass." because the guy kept asking why someone would do something like that...why? cause you take not the last spot of employee parking, but the last 2. ass hole....turns out i had knew the guy ...only from on the street ...he had a really bad saleen and gave me a good spanking one time....guess now it's on to the cobra ...my friend said he shwed him a dyno he had just run, of 485 RWHP...they called me on the phone (the friend and the ver t owner)...said no hard feelings for the dick over and laughed about it...even gave me his number...not like a gay thing...i think just to bullshit about cars..or run my friend in his '03 ....on a side note that friend ordered the kenny bell blower along with chip exhaust and other misc. goodies...so he should be plenty quick here soon.


sorry for the rant. it went from aggrevating to funny ...if only i had a picture though. to see my acrura squeezed in there would have made you laugh so hard you'd cry...the only way it could have been better is if i had been a civic DX coupe with double decker spoiler ,fart can and all the stickers....


'03 vert snake OWNED

 

Well done

 

Gay post.

 

could be,but it was fun for me...and to see the face of the ass that though he deserved 2 parking spots in a packed parking lot...was to say the least ...laughable

 

 

Eh, I guess. I sometimes park in two spots....but not when it's a crowded lot.

 

You're just as much of a jackass as the guy that took up two spaces in crowded parking lot.

 

I double park but way out!

 

There's nothing wrong with double parking. I would do the same. Because some F*ck ass just ran into my car in a parking lot a few days ago. When you have a nice car, you don't want some dumbass that can't drive hitting it.

 

Gay post. Barley a war story though. When are you going out to Gandy ACURA????? I would like to run with you......