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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 04:21 AM
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Well, i was coming off starkey this morning to come down 102/Brian Dairy to hit the interstate. Its around 1:30 and im just bs'ing around when i notice i am getting paced buy some pretty blue lights (halogen lights, not troll lights) so as the road begins to turn for the over pass on 66th i lay into it some and pull away but i hear all the killer bees unleashed behind me! so i get into it a little more, but let out at 80 or so to slow for the long flowing turn coming up, but i never hear the bees go back into the hive...they just get louder. Next i hear tires screaching and this car is just pushing from the inside lane all the way to the far lane im in. Right after i bout shit myself i dropped it into 2 and took off, luckily i would say he missed me by about a car or so but that was ungodly close for comfort. We both get up to the light at US19 and he pulls up next to me, its a little red del sol with some black flames, and i just roll down my window and ask the guy what the hell he was doing back there. he then proceeds to tell me "I am a proffesional SCCA driver, i do all of their events"

Me: "No, you bout lost control, and hit me"
Him : "You were safe, i have a full tokico suspension, i was in control"
Me: "So you just have it set up to push the front tires across 3 lanes of traffic at 90+mph?"
Him: "I told you, im a pro, you were safe"
Me: "And i'll tell you, your not safe if you try that shit again"

at this point, his back end squated up and he started to rev as the turn lights went yellow, and im jsut thinking to myself, when the hell did tokico make air bags?

I power braked it up to about 1500 and took off from the light, slowly pacing him leaving it in one, then tapping to 2, when we hit about 45 i had enough of it and just punched it, spun a little, and put about 4 cars on him and kept enough distance between me and him so that his stupidity wouldnt rub off.
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Yea, that about sums it up...

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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 04:25 AM
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Damn ricers.

You got owned!
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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 05:29 AM
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good kill
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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 05:47 AM
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Excellent kill. Damn Ricers.
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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 07:37 AM
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The 3 most popular lies are:

1) Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

2) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

3) I promise I won't come in your mouth.



You have just witnessed #1!
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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 09:44 AM
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Originally posted by Half Fast


3) I promise I won't come in your mouth.


LMAO
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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 11:29 AM
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Originally posted by Half Fast
The 3 most popular lies are:

1) Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

2) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

3) I promise I won't come in your mouth.



You have just witnessed #1!
lol...
4) ill just put in a little bit
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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 12:01 PM
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5) Baby, its ok, ill pull out.
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Spencercycle 10" swingarm
MPS auto shifter
Hays convertible clutch

Yea, that about sums it up...

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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 04:54 PM
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Out of curiousity, if you drive a stick why did you power brake it? Not making fun or anything, seriously curious.
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Old Feb 28, 2004 | 05:04 PM
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its automatic...after my "rebuild" it doesnt like to kick down to the proper gear, so i put it there.
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El Pendejo Loco
2002 Suzuki Hayabusa
1507 "dry" block
Brocks megaphone
Spencercycle 10" swingarm
MPS auto shifter
Hays convertible clutch

Yea, that about sums it up...

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