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Old 01-15-2004, 04:59 PM
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Yeah man i was on my way to the local store for some mullet die. When i look over to my left, theres a youngun in a black honda of some sort queefing like a bitch in heat. I nod and drop the 10 speed down 3 gears and lay into the cranks like scarface on 2 keys of primo peruvian. I get out about a spoke or two, and stay there all the way until we have to let out. I was huffing and puffing a little, but he wanted some more, little bugger even flipped his hat sideways and ish. Thats it no more mister nice guy!!! It's on beyotch!!! We catch a light, I arm the bottle, light changes, the honda screams for traction, I dead hook and pull the front wheel off the ground a good foot and half. I pull him by about 2 bike lengths then hit the juice, ahh then its all over he gets out, hooks a left and disappears into the night.















Now if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too.
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:15 PM
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:39 PM
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Honda pwneds everything.....
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:40 PM
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I gotta say that is some funny shit. Can you tell us where you bought that shwinn kit at?

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Old 01-15-2004, 06:41 PM
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:07 AM
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my 21 speed is yellow and has a bunch of stickers..... and its got coilovers slammed on its nizuts to keep the front tire planted.... ill give you 2 bikes and the move and i will own you, and im ridin 22s nukka!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:19 AM
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Brrrrrrinnnng

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LOL!!!!!!

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BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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