Bolt-on Cobra vs little old me...
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Bolt-on Cobra vs little old me...
I have a side job working for a local home improvement store, and all I kept hearing was how my co-workerd dad's 2001 cobra with "a lot" done to it - would walk all over my little Camaro. After all he had a 97 WS6 - so he knew mine wouldn't keep up with the cobra. So he brought it last night and proceeded to tell me "We are going to run after work" - so it was on!
Went out and took a look at the car. Yellow 01 cobra convertible with 18's, body kit, funky hood with a sharpie signature on the top, jasper racing stickers on the qtr windows, and exhaust. He also had "one of those intake things" (found out he meant throttle body, lol) - underdrive pulleys, chip, K&N, and gears. He said it dyno'd 320 stock, so now it should be 350 at least! lol.
From about 7 til 10 PM there was more shit talking then a presidential debate. All night, every time he passed nearby - I told him he had nothing for me, that he should go check the mirror because he might want to remember what he looked like when he still had some confidence. I told him not to be nervous, it will only hurt a little, lol! He would say that his 350 HP cobra was going to make a snack out of my slomaro... It was fun, lol!
Anyway we went and made a round since our store is very close to the track - and proceeded to go from a 1st gear 10-15 mph roll.....
Pulled slightly in first - two cars in second, and kept pulling and pulling in third... He rolled past giving a big thumbs up with a look like WTF just happened?!?!?
LOL! - A fun night for a Tuesday! And work is going to be a lot more fun from now on!
Went out and took a look at the car. Yellow 01 cobra convertible with 18's, body kit, funky hood with a sharpie signature on the top, jasper racing stickers on the qtr windows, and exhaust. He also had "one of those intake things" (found out he meant throttle body, lol) - underdrive pulleys, chip, K&N, and gears. He said it dyno'd 320 stock, so now it should be 350 at least! lol.
From about 7 til 10 PM there was more shit talking then a presidential debate. All night, every time he passed nearby - I told him he had nothing for me, that he should go check the mirror because he might want to remember what he looked like when he still had some confidence. I told him not to be nervous, it will only hurt a little, lol! He would say that his 350 HP cobra was going to make a snack out of my slomaro... It was fun, lol!
Anyway we went and made a round since our store is very close to the track - and proceeded to go from a 1st gear 10-15 mph roll.....
Pulled slightly in first - two cars in second, and kept pulling and pulling in third... He rolled past giving a big thumbs up with a look like WTF just happened?!?!?
LOL! - A fun night for a Tuesday! And work is going to be a lot more fun from now on!
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ahaha good kill thug!
good kill thug!
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wait a min I think I saw that cobra last month at Brandon ford for the Jack Roush thing. It was on the dyno and put up 260 something. Those old cobras are crap. With just what he had done I would have to say he was BS'ing you. Good kill anyhow especially when someone is flapping their tongue at you....But again 350 with no turbo, or supercharger is a no way and 320 stock is BS too
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I've run stage 3 roush cars that could only muster a 13.2, I wasn't concerned with the cobra 
I'm just going to have a lot of fun rubbing it in at work, lol!
I'm just going to have a lot of fun rubbing it in at work, lol!
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Originally posted by CopMagnetLS1
I've run stage 3 roush cars that could only muster a 13.2, I wasn't concerned with the cobra
I'm just going to have a lot of fun rubbing it in at work, lol!
I've run stage 3 roush cars that could only muster a 13.2, I wasn't concerned with the cobra
I'm just going to have a lot of fun rubbing it in at work, lol!
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rubbing it in on a crap talker is the best part, and 97blk whats up with that crap talkin....also there are different versions stage 3's but with no mods 13 bout right
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