On my way to work, I came across a black EVO. As I shielded my eyes from the factory Altezzas, I noticed he had some exhaust. Whee! I get my chance to casually stroll by him and give him some BOV action in his open window and he bites. The next opportunity we get, we go from a 45 stroll (I am in 3rd gear) and I manage to pull him quite hard. I slow and he pulls up next to me and states "so, you actually think you can beat me???" I look at him like he has a serious birth defect that resembles a 3rd arm with teeth and a mustache growing out of his head. He continues and says "You're not worth my time or gas, you actually think you had a chance?" and takes off from me as we are rolling at about 35 mph. Of course, he thinks he is faster and I latch onto his ugly cars ass and proceed to crawl most of the way up it having to continually back off until I realize how stupid it is to do so. He continues to bob and weave through traffic like a dousche nozzle while getting nowhere. As luck would have it, He gets caught at a light and I pull into a turn lane just to have a little discussion with this delusional winnaR.
Me: Uh, what exactly do you mean by what you said. From where I was sitting, I was walking all over you.
Him: So, you think you have a chance? No way, I would smoke you.
Me: Um, from what I saw, I was pulling away from you pretty hard.
Him: You're not worth my time or gas.
Me: ... whatever
Him: If you really want to race me, come down to Bradenton on Friday night...it isn't worth the risk for me to beat you here.
Me: Whatever, loser.

So yeah, whoever sees a black EVO with a hispanic guy driving it, do me a favor and wipe the floor with this clown. He'll have exhaust and a radar decector that I am sure you will notice as you pass by him as you are leaving him in your wake. If given the chance, I would gladly knock his dick into the dirt from a 40 stroll again, even at 10psi (which is where I was tonight). I don't think I would even bother with what I really have, just so I could hear the excuse list from yet another loser with an expensive car.

 

Good kill.

 

Well Done and Well Written.

 

HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,mad $30,000 dollar import buyer gets beet,I love it!lol

 

Good Kill! Has an Evo won a race on this site yet?

 

Lol, no EVO wins that I have seen.

I do love the fact that he assumed a stock looking 240 (that I purchased for 4800 bucks) wouldn't have a chance against his expensive and beloved EVO. She made me so proud I had to claybar and Zaino her today as a reward.

 

The guy is living off the high of owning one of the premiere sport compacts. He's probably not lost a race yet but he has only tested his skill against Yugo's and '74 Pimpalas so he thinks he can't be beat. You should call his bluff and meet him at Bradenton and smoke his ass. Nothing like feeding a cocky bastard some humble-pie.

 

that's really funny. What do stock EVO's run around here anyway? Seems like one goes down every couple days.

 

there's a black one with an exhaust that a spanish guy owns near my house in Tampa palms....could this be the same person? he seemed pretty douschy when i revved at him in my 'preza....he looked over like he was god....come to think of it....i hate that guy...