I'm on my way home from getting my car back from the kingdom of tires, when I hear what sounds like a car with no exhaust come next to me. I glance and over and its a faded red Toyota Paseo w/ a Type R racing sticker in the quarter glass. So he jumps at me a few times next to me, and I'm thinking "you have got to be fuckin kidding me." He gets an opening in traffic and proceeds to switch mad automatic gears yO and take off! I say to myself what the hell this guy needs to learn whats up. I chase him down, and we go and I blow his ass out of the water like he was in reverse. We pull up to a light and it goes red, he gets in the far left turn lane and I stop for the light. Whats this! He pulls in the lane next to me and starts revving, while I laugh my ass off. I don't give him the satisfaction of another ass raping though, so he just winds that weedwacker out and gets a little *chirp*. This just goes to show you, there are some whack ass people out there.....and oh yeah, this was more like a turtle trying to get a....err....umm....tiger's piece of lettuce? (sorry couldn't think of anything ferocious that eats lettuce )


MAtt

PS-it feels good to whip ricer ass

 

remember that one time i whooped your ricer ass? vdub4life.

 

 

whoa whoa, 1) you have a stock jetta which wouldn't touch me, and 2) ricer? "stage 2 turbo kit on my jetta yO!"?...hmmmmm..is Uncle Ben around?

MAtt

 

lol.. turbo != rice (and for you non-programmer folk, != is "does not equal"). turbo=speed to rape all of the little rice fucks and whatnot etc etc etc etc

id like to see your gsr get 360 hp without FI..

i admit though, im talking trash a bit too early.. everybody starts off stock!

 

I'm raping ricers w/out FI...........the tribe has spoken, your flame has been extinguished, and yes, I do wanna run the chevette.

MAtt

 

FI brings on general rapage, moves you out of the ricer rapage league. Anyways:

 

Uhmm...what just happened here??