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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 04:51 PM
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Ok its about 12:20 and I'm on my way back to da house. When I fly past this silver f-150 not even looking twice to see if it was a lightning over all the way down 301 near mlk. We pull up to an intersection and he looks over at my car and smirks.....That was ok but when i looked over and he was pointing at my car window laughing that shit got me heated so i rolled my window down and started laughin with him and by the time I got my window down he had this real serious look on his face and turned forward. I looked over on the side of the traffic light goin the opposite way and i saw it had just turned yellow. I let my window up and got myself situated for what i thought was an easy win. This guy didnt rev his engine or nuthin he just sat there. The light turns green and i launch my car like crazy spinnin out jus a lil bit. This had to be the best launch I ever made and Im flyin off the line like a bat outta hell (in my eyes anyway). I take him off the line and through 2nd and all of sudden this ass is watchin me shift and go through all this havoc. I look over for a quick second and all i see is him pullin like crazy. He lets off so hes even with me and then floors it. This dam truck sounded like a 747 and shit man.......all i hear whhhhhooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
and this guys is gone and put like 5 car lengths on me. I turn on to causeway and take my black ass home to my mom and whine about how i got my ass handed to me by another redneck.....DAMN!!!!!!
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 05:41 PM
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guess no one cares........it's ok though
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 06:23 PM
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damn you got beat by


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Hey at least you tried.
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:22 PM
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Did the driver of this Lightning have a goatee and look to be in his mid-30s?
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 07:25 PM
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LOLOLOLOL

Mid 30's LOLOLOL
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Old Oct 12, 2003 | 08:05 PM
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LMAO, now that I think about it he does look that old , if we're talkin about who I think we are
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 02:49 AM
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Originally posted by Exhaust Etc
LOLOLOLOL

Mid 30's LOLOLOL
Kind of an inside joke. 67Chevelle and I were joking around at Bennigan's. Sent him this thread as a PM, but haven't heard back. He'll probably have to kill me on principle now. :o
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 04:14 AM
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Unfortunately, this wasn't me guys. Mine sounds like more like an SR-71 than a 747 anyway.

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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 06:34 AM
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Good death!
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