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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 06:34 AM
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Here is my story...
I pull up to a light with a blue m series z3...the hard top one...i look over and there is a middle aged guy with an ugly girl next to him...he rolls down his window and proceeds to say "you dont want any of this"...at that point...i roll up my window and rev...drop gear and blow him by about 4 car lengths in a couple of seconds....i wait for him to catch up and roll my window down and smile at him...he gets REALLY pissed and drops gear...i was in second at about 4000 rpm (thats my sweet spot where i am at full boost) so i just floor it...and i just kept going....ahead of him by about 8 car lengths I slow down and catch a light with him next to me....he rolls down his window and says"hey what is that whining noise?" I just look at him and say "turbo...something your 40,000$ BMW will never have". I don't think he was too happy about that because he peeled out and I just let him go...i knew I could beat him and it wasnt worth risking a ticket for...
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 06:40 AM
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wait wait....you pull up to a light and rev...then you drop gear....what does this mean? cuz i assume you're sitting still...so then you wouldn't really be in a gear...hmmmm...


oh..nice kill btw
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 06:42 AM
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i revved just letting him know that i was willing to give him a second chance...thats all...im a nice guy
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 06:51 AM
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 07:14 AM
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Well Done!

You can get a turbo for a Bimmer it will just cost you a mortgage on your left testical.
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 07:54 AM
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are you the author for that movie called Fast and Furious?
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 08:09 AM
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no..why do you think i should apply or maybe write a screen play for one? i could probably do it...riced out vw's and bimmers...and as far as the mortgage of you testacle we all know most european car drivers don't have them....just kidding guys
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 10:22 AM
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Originally posted by SidewaysRPS13
and as far as the mortgage of you testacle we all know most european car drivers don't have them....just kidding guys
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! Before this thread gets way off subject i better say ...

nice kill
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 10:29 AM
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My balls ARE pretty small.. dont rub it in, ok?
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Old Aug 12, 2003 | 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger09
Well Done!

You can get a turbo for a Bimmer it will just cost you a mortgage on your left testical.
Just ask Turbo Tommy... I'm sure he'd tell you how much his Turbo M3 cost.
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