a big zit
Well I was enjoying my chicken alfredo...
What kind of spider would do that to you though ?
What kind of spider would do that to you though ?
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
that was gross, ive gotten one almost that bg when i was camping ON my nipple, OMFG! kinda painful, but it wasnt juicin out everywhere like dudes was, i think it was because i have this really neat stuff called alcohol and neosporin.... but who knows
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Im a horrible cook.... I have a HUGE problem with burning rice....
I think it's a brown recluse bite. Dude soulda gone to the hospital!
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"I just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?"
Don't take life so serious. It's not like were getting out of it alive anyway.
"I just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?"
Don't take life so serious. It's not like were getting out of it alive anyway.
no it's not!
that is actually a cyst. i was living in an apartment in town and country and the water was fucked up there and i got 3 of those painful mother fuckers. and the doctor told me it is caused be a bacteria(forgot the name). just let me school everyone on here....if you get a little bump that looks like a mosquito bite but it hurts like a bitch (hint hint clue clue). well what you need to do is squeeze it and make sure the mucus comes out and it will go away. the first one i got was on my leg and it was the size of a peach and i couldn't walk for shit. it grows until your skin can't strech anymore and it opens up and drains.
anyway the doc told me to get the fuck out of that place asap!
he kinda scared me, but i was out the next day.



