i'd fuck that spider up

 

thats some shit id run to get my shotgun for. now was it just me or was he in a shack in the jungle some where with all the background noise

 

That spider in that vid would PWN the FUCK outa of that little fuzzy bastard you call a spider. Dude strait up if i lived in a place with spiders like that, I'd say fuck a pitbull and get me a pet fuckin cheetah...........Yeah i think a cheetah would fuck that spider up.LOLz

 

that shit is huge.....

 

i have never seen a spider that looked like that before! its the size of a bird eating spider but its practically hairless. i dont know much, but i know i definitely wouldnt have been sitting there filming that big bitch. i woulda had the bernz-O-matic and carb cleaner in hand. I got Pwnd by a male black widow last year, and after all the shit i went through, i am totally freaked by any size spider.

 

black widows are deadly.

 

Dont know if thats real, and even if it is..I know that this doesn't compare..but most people get freaked out when I show them this...found this sucker crawling in my living room one night...
House spider Video - FileCabi.net

 

^ dont they call that the florida long leg? thats a big gross bastard too. anyway, when that black widow took a bite of my ass, i never felt such abdomen/chest cramps in my whole life. felt like i got stomped by like 5 Kimbos FTL.

 

i thought only the female was venomous? but yea thats crazy shit, how long were you in the hospital?

 

^i learned many things from that expirience. 1.) only 5% of people die from black widows and they're normally infants or the elderly. 2. male black widows are half as toxic but still cause the side effects of labored breathing, sweating, increased heart rate, abdomen/chest cramping. 3. the antidote they give you is called "antivenin" not "antivenom". i didn't stay in the hospital overnight. got the shot, did the whole blood transfer routine, and went home around 2:00 a.m. after getting there at 3. the black widow will leave 2 fang marks from the bite that are exactly(no more, no less) 3mm apart.