When you enter a Peurto Rican's House
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When you enter a Peurto Rican's House
You will first be greeted with giving the opportunity to help walk a Pit Bull.
Next, you will be offered a bad ass bottle of garage-temperatured water. If your white, you will most likely be offered Pomegranate Juice, be sure to accept the kind gesture to not offend the homeowner.
Next comes a dish that I forget what is called, but its basically lasagna with plantains in the middle. That will be offered to you as well. Eat it or all hell will break loose. Its pretty good, but go in there hungry, because when you ask for a small amount, you get about one pound.
Do not make deals while your at the house either. You do not bargain down, you actually bargain up. $275 was the starting bid, ended up leaving paying $300.
Want to ride in a 35R powered STI? Gotta pay for it first!
(Damnit, there was so much more I was gonna post and I totally forgot after the three hour nap I got before having to go to work)
I'm just joking around Joe.
Next, you will be offered a bad ass bottle of garage-temperatured water. If your white, you will most likely be offered Pomegranate Juice, be sure to accept the kind gesture to not offend the homeowner.
Next comes a dish that I forget what is called, but its basically lasagna with plantains in the middle. That will be offered to you as well. Eat it or all hell will break loose. Its pretty good, but go in there hungry, because when you ask for a small amount, you get about one pound.
Do not make deals while your at the house either. You do not bargain down, you actually bargain up. $275 was the starting bid, ended up leaving paying $300.
Want to ride in a 35R powered STI? Gotta pay for it first!
(Damnit, there was so much more I was gonna post and I totally forgot after the three hour nap I got before having to go to work)
I'm just joking around Joe.
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Sounds like a damn good host to me LMAO. The food was called pastelon like shockergt said. Anyone who has been to a spanish persons house knows, if you don't eat all that is on your plate then you are going to hear about it
You denied my pomegranate juice.....you need to help me with my white people juice selections. I bought the pomegranite juice especially for when I entertain white guests, I thought for sure you were going to want some...........it's the same reason that I have miller lite in my fridge
You denied my pomegranate juice.....you need to help me with my white people juice selections. I bought the pomegranite juice especially for when I entertain white guests, I thought for sure you were going to want some...........it's the same reason that I have miller lite in my fridge
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Same goes for Polish people, except you get more and more put on your plate till you're about to pass out from excess food.
BTW, I can't speak for all the whiteys here but my pomegranate juice needs vodka in it for me to drink it.
BTW, I can't speak for all the whiteys here but my pomegranate juice needs vodka in it for me to drink it.
