someone egg'd my car. It hit my right taillight. I am not happy. No, not at all. God damn faggots.

Here is a small list of things that has happened to my house within the past few years:

Front of my house was egg'd
bat to the mailbox
now egg'd car

If I ever catch them, I would shoot their tires then go for their knees if not ankles. Death is almost certain.

 

At least they haven't forked your lawn.

 

Sorry to hear. PP Punks no doubt. Fuck em up!!

 

I told you there was only room enough for one Sti in the Park mofo!

J/k. Sorry to hear that. Thankfully it was on the tail light and not eating the wonderful high quality durable Subaru paint.

 

thats sucks i know how your feeling .... try a car cover... or park it inside a garage

 

Did any egg goo get on the paint? I hope not, that stuff eats right through, ShelSTi knows from experience, his car was egged as well.

 

yeah, if you look at the top of my wing you see a skewed circle of eggshell imprints(chips in my paint). eggfuckers must die.

 

I'd pay good money to catch those fuckers in the act! Death to anyone who fucks with another man's chariot

 

I bet its a SKITTLE DRIVER

I DECLARE WAR

 

It's probably a freaking ricer, I've got my car egged too and spit on. Trust me payback is a bitch.